"'Scuze me, but what is your name?................Steve? Steve, can I have your company name? ................ OK, and what is your address?................Why? So I can report your company to the FCC for violating federal do-not-call laws. You see, this phone number is registered on the Federal Do Not Call list, and by calling me, you have violated federal law."
Or, you could do be like Tom Mabe.
Or, you could do be like Tom Mabe.