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Dam! work all stinking day, sleep for 5hrs and up all night. I gota change my life.

Ok here is the deal. I'm going to construct an oak pool table.

I've given it some thought, also I used to buy repair and refelt tables as a hobby, I know the in and out of about evey type table built, and I have some ideas (go figure).

I'm going to make two removable tops for the table that turn it into a dinning or a ping pong table, with an optional fish cleaning station/waterbed converter.(JK) But I'm serious about the billiard/dinning/pingpong thing.

Any input?

Fish cleaning station/waterbed converter? Where the hell do I get this $hit?:confused:

Bob
 

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Bob, You get 5 hrs. sleep?.......Every night? What a slacker!
How about hydraulic legs that would raise and lower it? You could also throw in an auto leveler. With robotic legs, it could walk itself into a corner when you're not using it!
 

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Bob, I wouldn't consider anything less than 1" slate and that would be one heck of a blackboard.
sentry, add a blow-up doll and ol' Bob would never have to leave the house. LOL
 

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Daaang people. You don’t see many boards that tolerate talking about blow up doll fetishes. I happen to be the proud owner of a Chery2000 version. She’s a sweet heart, but I’ll tell you she’s starting to do things that freak me out. For instance I saw her bent over the bed last night and couldn’t help myself. I gave her a little bite on the butt. This gal cut a huge monster fart and flew out the window. She’s so craaazy. :cheesygri

I’m trying to talk her out of the tree but she just hangs there giving me that look. You know that look. :rolleyes:
 

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½WayFarted said:
Daaang people. You don’t see many boards that tolerate talking about blow up doll fetishes. I happen to be the proud owner of a Chery2000 version. She’s a sweet heart, but I’ll tell you she’s starting to do things that freak me out. For instance I saw her bent over the bed last night and couldn’t help myself. I gave her a little bite on the butt. This gal cut a huge monster fart and flew out the window. She’s so craaazy. :cheesygri

I’m trying to talk her out of the tree but she just hangs there giving me that look. You know that look. :rolleyes:
You guys are crazy. :cheesygri :cheesygri :cheesygri
 

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1/2 came in on the edge, recouped, and proceeded with his childish ways.
His choice is to conform to this site's accepted practices or go bye bye.
He doesn't hold a candle to Bob.
Open vote?
 

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I have to meet Bob(Glass). Good excuse to buy another 911.
A mans socks are rather personal, don't you think? LOL
Bob+doll+socks= something that I don't want to think about. Kids may be visiting.
 

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½WayFarted said:
Daaang people. You don’t see many boards that tolerate talking about blow up doll fetishes. I happen to be the proud owner of a Chery2000 version. She’s a sweet heart, but I’ll tell you she’s starting to do things that freak me out. For instance I saw her bent over the bed last night and couldn’t help myself. I gave her a little bite on the butt. This gal cut a huge monster fart and flew out the window. She’s so craaazy. :cheesygri
:D :D :D
 
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