Bro, you package that tree house with a massage coupon and my wife will be at your door by sun up.
You even understand what a travel blog goldmine you're sitting on here?
Sent from my SM-N960U using TapatalkWell, they do, but it's gross looking.
I've fought this battle before. Everything my wife an I collaborate on ends with us having heated arguments about brackets that end in her frustrated and me having to do way to much work to modify an existing bracket that I deem structurally sound enough for the task to fit her definition of attractive enough for retail consumption. Lots of spray paint and swearing is usually involved.
Related: I have a basement full of dozens upon dozens of rejected brackets that could not be returned because they were already spray painted. This happens a lot.