French military rifle for sale:
MAS 1936 7.5mm bolt-action rifle. WWII Vintage. Must Sell! Serious inqueries only. $800 or best offer.
Excellent condition, never been fired, only dropped once.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
"It's so nice to be collaborating with the Germans again,"
-- French Prime Minister Jacques Chirac
Why does the French Flag have Velcro?
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!