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Nat how about a forum for joke of the day, or just a joke forum. Might bring some people back daily.

Just an Idea

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Ok I'll start.

Billy and Bobby at the kitchen table, curseing up a storm, moma can't handle it anymore and sends both too their room. Her last words are "I catch you curseing again I'm going to beat you blind."

Next morning moma comes up to their room and she asks "Billy, what do you want for breakfast?"

Billy replies "I don't know moma, why don't you make me some of those damn post toasties."

Moma goes off. She smacks Billy up one side and down the other. Then while breathing heavily she walks over to Bobby's bed. Bobby just sits there wide eyed in amazement.

Moma asks "Bobby what do you want for breakfast?"

Bobby replies "I really don't know either moma, but you can bet your sweet a$$ I don't want post toasties."
 

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Bob was in the kitchen swatting flies when his wife walked in.

"how many did ya kill?" she asked.

"Two female and one male" he responds.

his wife gets curious and askes "How do you know which is which?"

Bob replied "Well, one was on a beer, and two were on the phone."
 

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Here's one from another BB. that a few of us belong to, but I think it is more appropriate here. Enjoy.




From strictly a mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100%?
Here’s the mathematical formula that might help answer these questions: If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
but,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
and, look how far ASSKISSING will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bull******************** and Asskissing will put you over the top
 
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