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Too funny Chris!!!!

BTW, can you forward that email to me :D ?
Come on chris, you ought to know, never mix business with pleasure.:cheesygri

Bob
Been there too many times to count. Actually shared a table/cocktails w/Sammy Hagar a couple years back. Try the 'hot chick on a stick', you'll love it.
cdac said:
Plus I nailed fast eddys daughter, yes thats right. Cant remember her name though:cheesygri
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Oh life's moments..... :D

Any chance you could have made up a "My wife is a sex therapist and we share this computer" story?

Tim
I've seen a few like Chris' story. One of my favorites is a sales guy and his laptop. He is a huge Brooke Burke fan and a coworker set his wallpaper to a really good picture of her. Unfortunately, even after removing the wallpaper, he could still see her when he turned on his computer and shut it down. He had a tough time huddling over his display while it was booting up so customers wouldn't see it. I had the pleasure of removing it for him. Still got a copy at work, too :cheesygri
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Back in the 80s, cold calling, sitting in a home at a quick close, whipped out the contract, she slids it over to the husband and say's "sighn that honey" He say's "you sighn it" While flipping through the plans. She say's "I'm finnishing the dishes you sighn it" He say's "just sighn it!" she say's "No! dam it you sighn it!"

To defuse the situation as well as comfort my clown urge I said "Let's get Mikey to sighn it, he'll sighn anything!"

It took about 2 minutes for this big tada look on my to wear away. Both of them just stood stunned. Then she said "Honey, will you go upstairs and get mickey?" I had no idea that they had a son named Mike. He said "You go get him."

Bob
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Serves you right. You shouldn't be looking at stuff like that anyway. I'm surprised you haven't gotten a virus from opening those kinds of attachments.
jat said:
Serves you right. You shouldn't be looking at stuff like that anyway. I'm surprised you haven't gotten a virus from opening those kinds of attachments.
cdac said:
The night before this meeting, which if I remember correctly was a saturday morning, A buddy of mine had sent me an email with some porno picture file attachement
Your friends/buddies send you infected attachments? A good/updated virus scan package would help you out a bit. Lighten up a bit.
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lol
Stinking ho's.......don't ya just love em?

Bob
I only go there to remind me of what my wife used to look like and some of the things that we used to do.
Gettin' old ain't that much fun.
You guys are too funny!!! Enjoy it while you can boys!!!:Thumbs:
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