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...to cutting wood....:eek:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530663,00.html


A U.K. carpenter accidentally chopped off his own penis while sawing timber to build a cabinet, his mother says.
Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, said her 54-year-old son was cutting wood when he suffered the horrific accident.
After the accident, ambulance personnel found the man bleeding in the bathtub.
Keen's mother said surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage.
"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," his mother said. "This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
 

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"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," his mother said. "This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
Well not all the time, I never cut my d*ck off.
 

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Morning wood is not to be sawed. :rolleyes:
 

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I think he was following the rule of I cut it three times and it's still to short.
 

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Morning wood is not to be sawed. :rolleyes:
At least you proved
I'm not the only one who
knows that term. :laughing:
There is a guy here with the
user name "Morning Wood."
When I mentioned that it
might not be in the best of taste
he claimed to have no idea it
had any meaning....:rolleyes:
 

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How can you be a man and not know that term. And a woodworker to boot :laughing:
 

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At least you proved
I'm not the only one who
knows that term. :laughing:
There is a guy here with the
user name "Morning Wood."
When I mentioned that it
might not be in the best of taste
he claimed to have no idea it
had any meaning....:rolleyes:
they always do
 

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Seriously. How the heck do you cut off your doink with a saw?
You fellas are always trying to stick that thing where it doesn't belong.
Take note, guys, "Using power tools for self gratification may result in serious injury".
Do the manufactures need to add another warning lable to the side of the box?
 
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Hey, my best friends mom got her tit caught in the washing machine wringer when we were playing in the yard. The scream she let out made our hair stand on end. I was told the whole thing turned deep purple.
My buddy cried so hard it scared me. We were about 6 or 7 years old.
 

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I worked with a guy years ago who accidentally dropped a router which inadvertantly gave his Hoo-haa a nice Roman Ogee profile.:eek: The way he tells the story, it was an unpleasant experience.:shutup:
 
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