OMG that wood really suck
Gives a whole new meaning...
...to cutting wood....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530663,00.html
A U.K. carpenter accidentally chopped off his own penis while sawing timber to build a cabinet, his mother says.
Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, said her 54-year-old son was cutting wood when he suffered the horrific accident.
After the accident, ambulance personnel found the man bleeding in the bathtub.
Keen's mother said surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage.
"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," his mother said. "This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530663,00.html
A U.K. carpenter accidentally chopped off his own penis while sawing timber to build a cabinet, his mother says.
Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, said her 54-year-old son was cutting wood when he suffered the horrific accident.
After the accident, ambulance personnel found the man bleeding in the bathtub.
Keen's mother said surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage.
"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," his mother said. "This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
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I'd hate to wake up and find out they had to trim a few inches off to get it to go back together.
At least you provedMorning wood is not to be sawed.
I'm not the only one who
knows that term. :laughing:
There is a guy here with the
user name "Morning Wood."
When I mentioned that it
might not be in the best of taste
he claimed to have no idea it
had any meaning....
they always doAt least you proved
I'm not the only one who
knows that term. :laughing:
There is a guy here with the
user name "Morning Wood."
When I mentioned that it
might not be in the best of taste
he claimed to have no idea it
had any meaning....
I worked with a guy years ago who accidentally dropped a router which inadvertantly gave his Hoo-haa a nice Roman Ogee profile. The way he tells the story, it was an unpleasant experience.:shutup:
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