Never heard of freezing the seed first. Never tryed it.
Why would ya want to plant grass seed.
Just means any spare time you have now will be later spent mowing the stuff.
Haven't mowed my yard in 28 years. No yard left, it is like a forest preserve.
I'll be ride'n my scooter while you're ride'n your lawn mower.
Never heard of a good lookin' woman ask to ride on the back of a mower.
Oh, wait a minute, "grass" seed, now I get it.