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Capra Aegagrus
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"Always expect the unexpected."

I wanna see what it looks like in a day or two. Along with the explanations you come up with to tell folks how you got beat up.
 

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So you're covering your ass but what really happened it was another man's girl you were hitting on.
 

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Glad you're ok.

My dad is an eye doctor, and the office was ground level of our house. As a kid it was normal to have random workers show up with various emergencies. I was always getting "reminded" to protect my eyes and not do something stupid in that regard to others. Ah, the memories. Yikes.
 

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14 hours later. Thank goodness for the hardwood flooring shaped stamp under the eye. Otherwise it would look like I got beatup.

I guess it still looks like I got beatup.

Not sure if I should play it down or play it up. PM for the builder I’m working for will probably visit me today. “Dude what happened to your face?”

“What do you mean? Oh, that? Just an errant sledgehammer. No big deal.”
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You could always say you got hit in the eye with a large penis.

It would make for interesting jobsite chatter.

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