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Good one! Had my attention right off of the bat.
 

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Flooring Guru
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Maybe if she came over to mow the lawn, I just might date her....
If I felt she deserved it :)

other than that...forget it...
 

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Last time this happened to me it worked out very well
The woman came over to my place and said
"I'm your down payment, and I'll do anything you want"
" Anything?" I said "Did you bring any kneepads?"
"Grrr..." she said "...they're in the car!"
"Great!" says I "The bathroom's over here, here's the tile, here's the grout..."
 
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