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Clever Parrot

Burglar breaks into a house and starts looking around for goods. A pariot in the corner says "Jesus is watching you." Burglar just thinks 'stupid Pariot' and keeps on searching.

Minutes later the Pariot says "Jesus is watching" you again. The burglar had never seen a real pariot before and thought he might question it.

Burglar says "So you can talk uh?"
Pariot says "Sure can"
Burglar says "So whats your name?"
Pariot says "Moses"
Burglar says "Ha! what kinda people would name their pariot Moses?"
Pariot says "The same kinda people that name their german shepard Jesus."

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