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Forum: Masonry 08-27-2015, 08:23 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,625
Posted By brunothedog
yeah, the only downside, its flammable and I'm...

yeah, the only downside, its flammable
and I'm a mason so wood structures suck
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-19-2015, 04:10 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and...

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in...
Forum: Carpentry 08-12-2015, 02:06 PM
Replies: 7,930
Views: 1,532,788
Posted By brunothedog
I think this is pretty cool, even thou they're...

I think this is pretty cool, even thou they're idiots

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Forum: General Discussion 08-03-2015, 12:49 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 11,697
Posted By brunothedog
one of these days.... 211450

one of these days....
211450
Forum: Carpentry 07-31-2015, 05:24 AM
Replies: 7,930
Views: 1,532,788
Posted By brunothedog
210546

210546
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-18-2015, 05:50 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
206609

206609
Forum: Masonry Picture Post 07-18-2015, 04:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,012
Posted By brunothedog
finished appliěying the silosanico paint, not...

finished appliěying the silosanico paint, not sure what you'd call it there, but is applied with a trowel, more of a wet plaster I guess.
Anyways, we did in 3 people around 2000 sq.ft in a day, be...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-18-2015, 04:38 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful...

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-18-2015, 12:01 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
A young female teacher was giving her class of...

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
"An apple" replied little Raymond "no,"...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-17-2015, 09:56 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that...

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl...
Forum: Masonry 07-16-2015, 11:00 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 14,760
Posted By brunothedog
my rawhide is the best, wouldnt trade it for...

my rawhide is the best,
wouldnt trade it for nothing
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-12-2015, 07:19 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
204194 204210

204194
204210
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-12-2015, 05:49 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for...

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."
Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism....
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-11-2015, 11:48 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
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204170
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-11-2015, 11:44 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face...

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth... back and forth... in and out....
She could feel the sweat...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-11-2015, 11:43 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota,...

One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-11-2015, 03:49 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure...

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base...
Forum: Masonry Picture Post 07-10-2015, 10:25 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,012
Posted By brunothedog
part of the roofing tiles done and billed 203522

part of the roofing tiles done and billed
203522
Forum: Carpentry 07-09-2015, 06:11 PM
Replies: 7,930
Views: 1,532,788
Posted By brunothedog
which one of yous did this?203137

which one of yous did this?203137
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-09-2015, 04:17 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a...

A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development.
She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.
They won't wash off,they won't scrape off,and they seem to be...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-09-2015, 02:13 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's...

Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-09-2015, 01:59 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an...

"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.
She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-09-2015, 12:57 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was...

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-09-2015, 12:53 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly...

A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers.
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies.
The guy thinks this is really weird....
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-08-2015, 03:02 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,439
Posted By brunothedog
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT...
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