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Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 06-11-2014, 09:29 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 7,567
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Working on roofing a warehouse and the last man...

Working on roofing a warehouse and the last man up had to raise the fork lift basket with all the tools and crew in it then climb up the mast to get on the roof. They always had to make sure the E...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 06-11-2014, 08:56 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 11,612
Posted By SC sawdaddy
And the buckets make good toys for the dog....

And the buckets make good toys for the dog. :laughing:
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-30-2014, 08:33 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 698
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Tornados in the South and Midwest

I haven't done much more than lurk here occasionally for the last while but I did want to check in to see how my friends in the path of all the recent storms fared. Thoughts and prayers to the ones...
Forum: New Member Introductions 01-14-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,165
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Hello from South Carolina. Storm chasers suck....

Hello from South Carolina.
Storm chasers suck.
Welcome to CT.
Forum: General Discussion 01-12-2014, 11:19 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,126
Posted By SC sawdaddy
The last time I ran into this was a commercial...

The last time I ran into this was a commercial job the guy wanted to do some small renovating at his shop in the town limits. (less than $2000) He wanted to put in a partition wall and move a couple...
Forum: Finish Carpentry 11-06-2013, 11:06 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,325
Posted By SC sawdaddy
We were talking about your Tri horses today at...

We were talking about your Tri horses today at work. My helper says "Did you see Basswoods saw benches with the miter box rail?" I say yep. He's looking at our horses and says, "Bass doesn't have any...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 10-07-2013, 08:50 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,367
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Dave, she is beside herself. I've tried to...

Dave, she is beside herself. I've tried to lighten things up and play it off but I'm afraid she's in for some bad days. My 10 y/o is having a rough time of it too. Its hard to keep a game face on...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 10-07-2013, 04:23 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,367
Posted By SC sawdaddy
My son left for Lackland AFB today

I haven't been on CT in a while except to drop in and browse the subjects and throw out a "thanks" or two here and there. Life has been keeping me pretty busy with various projects and situations....
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-06-2013, 05:27 AM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at...

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, You know, Im tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think Ill...
Forum: Framing 08-04-2013, 08:24 AM
Replies: 289
Views: 30,504
Posted By SC sawdaddy
I've done a good many of both types. Trusses are,...

I've done a good many of both types. Trusses are, as stated, a lot faster to roll up and pin down but most times are on 24" centers.
Stand back and look at the roof when its sheathed and you can...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-25-2013, 08:56 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 993
Posted By SC sawdaddy
I have tried many times to take a picture of a...

I have tried many times to take a picture of a huge rising moon always to have it look like a little white dot in the middle of a lot of black. I can never get the shot I want. Great shot 480! How...
Forum: General Discussion 05-20-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 6,524
Posted By SC sawdaddy
I like to put on some o.d. green, and my I.C.E...

I like to put on some o.d. green, and my I.C.E cap and hang out at Home Depot on Saturday mornings if anybody wants to come.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-30-2013, 10:56 AM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
A construction worker comes in drunk in the...

A construction worker comes in drunk in the middle of the night and is met by his wife at the door.
"You were supposed to get paid today and we were going shopping" She screamed.
"I did get paid....
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-30-2013, 10:47 AM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Just wondering...Why is Snopes the final word on...

Just wondering...Why is Snopes the final word on everything? What info do they have that no one else is privy too?
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-29-2013, 05:34 PM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Pluck that Brutus, I like Leo's story better.

Pluck that Brutus, I like Leo's story better.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-14-2013, 02:17 AM
Replies: 31,796
Views: 1,856,415
Posted By SC sawdaddy
When someone on the jobsite says "Hey let me hold...

When someone on the jobsite says "Hey let me hold your hammer/tape/etc a minuet" I'll just look at them for a second like I'm thinking about it then say, No if I do that then I'll be like you. Just...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-01-2013, 09:25 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 5,833
Posted By SC sawdaddy
I had a buddy in the Army who was a notorious...

I had a buddy in the Army who was a notorious womanizer. Several of us guys were in a bar one day and he started in on the lady bartender.

He told her he could promise her 5 orgasms. That got her...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-26-2013, 10:56 PM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Heres one my 10 y/o loves to tell.... How do...

Heres one my 10 y/o loves to tell....

How do you cross a river full of crocadiles?

Before I answer that, how do you put an elephant in the refirgerator?

Open the door, put the elephant in,...
Forum: General Discussion 03-16-2013, 02:15 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,652
Posted By SC sawdaddy
They rank right up there with sky...

They rank right up there with sky lights.:rolleyes:
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-16-2013, 12:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,183
Posted By SC sawdaddy
So I'm guessing he'll be going to Lowes from now...

So I'm guessing he'll be going to Lowes from now on. :whistling
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-16-2013, 10:08 AM
Replies: 763
Views: 157,283
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Everybody deserves one mistake, and now you've...

Everybody deserves one mistake, and now you've had yours.

When someone misses a nail and leaves a hammer mark on finished wood - Looks like a mule ran across it.

Ok this one is a two liner-
...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-15-2013, 06:55 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,833
Posted By SC sawdaddy
I read this artical the other day. It makes more...

I read this artical the other day. It makes more sense than thinking that the government is buying it all.

...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-13-2013, 09:31 PM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
The sensuous wife

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-13-2013, 09:45 AM
Replies: 763
Views: 157,283
Posted By SC sawdaddy
Hit it like you live. If you dont finish it...

Hit it like you live.

If you dont finish it up soon I'm, going to to you up a mail box.

Where theres a will theres a way....Aint that right Will?

If you fall your fired before you hit the...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-07-2013, 02:08 AM
Replies: 2,551
Views: 435,795
Posted By SC sawdaddy
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and...

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town" said the boy.
"How...
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