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Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 09-19-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,599
Posted By jb4211
What's up with female teachers having sex with students?

...and where we're they when I was in school? lol

http://6abc.com/news/nj-teacher-charged-with-sex-with-3-boys/315584/
Forum: General Discussion 08-28-2014, 07:41 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,395
Posted By ToolNut
This Friday?:whistling

This Friday?:whistling
Forum: General Discussion 05-31-2014, 08:22 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 7,727
Posted By Aaron Berk
In response to the title. There are allot of...

In response to the title.

There are allot of odd ball things that go on in my country, but with a thread title like you posted, I just needed to come in here and say......



I'm very GLAD...
Forum: Site Feedback and Suggestions 02-21-2014, 12:14 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 13,232
Posted By aptpupil
I had to view this thread before thanking a...

I had to view this thread before thanking a completely unrelated post.
Here's my thought on that: it's effed up.


...

"The administrators want you to view a thread before you continue to...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 02-03-2014, 04:42 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By Robie
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day
trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency
to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and
depressed.
As...
Forum: General Discussion 12-21-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 13,488
Posted By CarpenterSFO
When I feel inclined to call someone up and tell...

When I feel inclined to call someone up and tell him to eff off and he's a d.b., I try to remind myself to ask: "What would [fill in the name of someone I respect] do in this situation?" The answer...
Forum: Painting & Finish Work 06-23-2013, 09:50 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 8,697
Posted By SuperiorHIP
Better be careful with trying to stick latex to...

Better be careful with trying to stick latex to oil, in my experience it doesn't adhere very well if at all.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 06-14-2013, 09:44 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By rino1494
A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's...

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-26-2013, 07:22 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,128
Posted By ESSaustin
I volunteered, payed for the whole trip on my own...

I volunteered, payed for the whole trip on my own dime. I was not there to rebuild, just help with initial recovery.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-11-2013, 07:47 AM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By oldfrt
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? ...

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-01-2013, 07:59 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By dom-mas
And my wife says she saw this on the newlywed...

And my wife says she saw this on the newlywed game,

Host asks the husband when was the last time you made whoopi (remember that)
Answer -last night

And where did you do it
answer -in the...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-01-2013, 07:49 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By rino1494
The wife said to me last night “If you turn the...

The wife said to me last night “If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the butt.”
Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first….
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-28-2013, 01:51 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,481
Posted By Snobnd
That right there was funny as hell But...

That right there was funny as hell


But you're showing your age for posting it and I'm showing my age for laughing at it.

Nice!
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-16-2013, 05:11 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,268
Posted By Kent Whitten
16, blind, and handicapped...

...and one hell of a singer! Stuff like this pulls me back from the disgust of what happened yesterday and reaffirms my belief in the goodness of humanity.

MaGftxRkgPI
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-02-2013, 01:10 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,644
Posted By Dustincoc
You would think they would either lower the road...

You would think they would either lower the road or raise the bridge if this was such a common occurance.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-20-2013, 05:47 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By rino1494
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat
next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, ...'How about that?... I just ordered a glass of
champagne too!'
...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-14-2013, 03:36 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By rino1494
I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and...
Forum: General Discussion 03-08-2013, 11:44 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,366
Posted By cleveman
I'm so dense, if it weren't for the other posters...

I'm so dense, if it weren't for the other posters I couldn't figure out how to run the back side of the board through the saw before the front side of the board. I was thinking to myself, "so he ran...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-08-2013, 09:56 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 7,687
Posted By Dirtywhiteboy
Yes I know but I didn't want to freak people out...

Yes I know but I didn't want to freak people out and get bombarded with all the doubters:no: Up there around Clearwater Fla. you can be hiking and the stuff just bubbles up out of the ground:blink:
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-07-2013, 11:34 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By tenon0774
You mean "screwing the pooch"?

You mean "screwing the pooch"?
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-07-2013, 11:21 PM
Replies: 2,492
Views: 415,543
Posted By tenon0774
An old Scotsman is sitting down in a pub, when an...

An old Scotsman is sitting down in a pub, when an Irishman walks up to the bar, orders a pint, proceeds to sit next to the Scotsman.

The Scotsman turns to the Irishman and says:

"Aye, when ya...
Forum: Tools & Equipment 03-06-2013, 09:38 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 12,533
Posted By Tom Struble
he's Rich in all of N.J...:whistling

he's Rich in all of N.J...:whistling
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-05-2013, 10:34 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,172
Posted By superseal
Said my goodbyes tonight

Born in Randolf Kansas on Christmas day 1999, we called her Holly...

Pure breed 3rd generation Pembroke Welsh Corgi with 8 champions in the family, we loved her dearly.

The queen of England...
Forum: General Discussion 03-05-2013, 09:45 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 11,515
Posted By Robie
May dad had one in his back pocket most of the...

May dad had one in his back pocket most of the time. All his back pants pockets were worn as was the seat in the truck where it rubbed.
I put the one he always used in his casket with him when he...
Forum: General Discussion 03-05-2013, 06:20 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 11,515
Posted By greg24k
Accuracy for the inside dimension for...

Accuracy for the inside dimension for one...:thumbsup:
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