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Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 02-02-2016, 12:58 PM
Replies: 314
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Posted By skyhook
a little snow

a little snow
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 01-13-2016, 11:48 PM
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Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and...

Sex On Mars

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 01-02-2016, 02:35 PM
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Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Wife wanted underwear from Victoria's Secret for...

Wife wanted underwear from Victoria's Secret for Christmas, So I ordered some online, which put me on Victoria's Secret mailing list. :thumbsup:
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 01-01-2016, 12:28 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 37,176
Posted By skyhook
Happy New Year to all my friends on CT.

Happy New Year to all my friends on CT.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 12-13-2015, 11:48 PM
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Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT, THAT SLAPS...

FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT, THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 11-27-2015, 02:54 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,975
Posted By skyhook
I'm old school. 1983 Husqvarna XC 500. Last of...

I'm old school. 1983 Husqvarna XC 500. Last of the air cooled, 2 stroke, 6 speed, 100 mph rocket. I had the aluminum tank polished, new seat upholstery. I did some electrical work for a neighbor, he...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 11-24-2015, 09:59 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 37,176
Posted By skyhook
Koda's first snow of the season.

Koda's first snow of the season.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 11-20-2015, 11:02 PM
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Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Lightbulb Mr. Miyagi quotes" Foolish man give wife...

Mr. Miyagi quotes"

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.
...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 09-09-2015, 10:58 AM
Replies: 31,796
Views: 1,820,776
Posted By skyhook
Framers who don't follow the approved plans.

Framers who don't follow the approved plans.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 09-07-2015, 02:51 PM
Replies: 31,796
Views: 1,820,776
Posted By skyhook
Lost my Rottie 5 years ago. Didn't think I could...

Lost my Rottie 5 years ago. Didn't think I could ever have another dog. Then 3 years ago, we adopted Koda Karmelita at 3 years old (Rhody). Meeting her for the first time was a joy I will always...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 09-07-2015, 02:42 PM
Replies: 31,796
Views: 1,820,776
Posted By skyhook
Sorry for your loss. Beautiful dog he was. RIP...

Sorry for your loss. Beautiful dog he was. RIP Wingnut. Would have liked to be friends.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-02-2015, 12:31 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 37,176
Posted By skyhook
Koda, summer afternoon on the deck.

Koda, summer afternoon on the deck.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 06-12-2015, 11:27 PM
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Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Girls night out

Girls night out
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 06-08-2015, 08:05 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Dumb Newspaper headlines 1.Typhoon Rips...

Dumb Newspaper headlines

1.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
2.Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
3.Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
4.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
5.Tiger...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 06-07-2015, 11:18 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Rats fear me

Nailed it. 2 at a time.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-26-2015, 10:55 AM
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Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose...

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 04-07-2015, 12:21 AM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
http://www.youngcons.com/this-farmers-response-to-...

http://www.youngcons.com/this-farmers-response-to-a-slick-lawyers-question-about-a-traffic-accident-is-classic/
I tried to copy and paste but that was not allowed. You will just have to open it to...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 03-22-2015, 03:52 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 02-16-2015, 10:17 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
One day grandpa and grandson were sitting on the...

One day grandpa and grandson were sitting on the front porch.
A well preserved, mature woman walks by and grandpa says,
ummm, I sure would like a taste of that old pussy.
Grandson says, grandpa,...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 01-26-2015, 01:41 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 37,176
Posted By skyhook
Koda on Christmas, 2014.

Koda on Christmas, 2014.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 01-26-2015, 01:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,663
Posted By skyhook
Thanks TQ. Dog (Koda) is still ok too. Here...

Thanks TQ. Dog (Koda) is still ok too.
Here she is Christmas 2014.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 10-21-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 2,531
Views: 427,239
Posted By skyhook
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw 2 men by the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered the driver to stop so he could get out and investigate.
The lawyer ask...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 10-19-2014, 06:03 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 56,772
Posted By skyhook
Exclamation One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw 2 men by the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered the driver to stop so he could get out and investigate.
The lawyer ask...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 10-08-2014, 03:45 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 873
Posted By skyhook
Man vs Bear for fish

Man fights bear for Salmon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZNjtODzFI
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 09-29-2014, 10:31 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,485
Posted By skyhook
Sad for Dykehouse, he was a surviver and...

Sad for Dykehouse, he was a surviver and defender. Jones got what he deserved.
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