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Old 11-12-2010, 11:36 PM   #1
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I realized tonight that I might be a Redneck when I was getting out of the shower and I realized my wife has set up one of the Milwaukee Job site Radios in our bedroom.
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Old 11-13-2010, 12:00 AM   #2
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Have you ever been too drunk to fish?

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Have you ever been too drunk to fish?
There's no such thing, just as long as you stay away from them orange and gray boats.
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There's no such thing, just as long as you stay away from them orange and gray boats.
I marked one of my favorite fish'n holes on the bottom of one of those boats!
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You use that line in public any time after 1993
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Directions to my house include,"Make a left at the big garbage dump---."
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Directions include landmarks that have been gone for 30 years.
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....when my wife calls the way my best friend and I communicate "Swamp Talk."
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...you don't even bother to remove the Marlboro from between your lips before you tell the inspector he can just "Kiss My Ass!"
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...... your levis stand up by themselves.
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...you think "RRP" refers to your wife....real real purty.
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cueball.........thanks man....that was funny
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You might be a redneck if..........................

You camp out in front of Harbor Freight on Black Friday!
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If BFI " REPOS " your garbage can.
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you might be a redneck when a toothbrush is overkill
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:43 PM   #18
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You know you're a redneck, if you got manners...

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