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Old 11-29-2009, 12:48 PM   #41
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I'd like to see the look on her face as you pass on the invoice for those floors to her..
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:01 PM   #42
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A decade ago a then current customer asked me that same question, "what am I getting my wife for christmas?" This customer is a radical animal rights activist. I told her "I bought my wife a fur coat".
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Oh BTW BC, I guarantee you if you give her that for Christmas, you will NEVER hear the end of it. I don't care how cool it looks to you, she will think "I guess you are telling me I don't clean the house enough"

Don't do it.
EXACTLY!!! Speaking from experience and getting an earful from not only my wife, but all the women in her family, all her freinds, the women in my family...you NEVER...NEVER EVER buy a woman a domestic item for a christmas present....i thought i was doing good too getting her a bad azz vacuum cleaner that year and the look of digust when she realized what it was made me feel like a complete idiot....but my guy buddies got a laugh since they had boughten things of this nature in the past and learned after the one time too

After the first couple yrs being together, we just said the heck with buying eachother gifts, she never knows what to get me because if i want something, i just get it when i think i want or need it...so not much in an affordable price range she could afford to get me that i could find any use for. I'm a terrible girl shopper since i'm used to getting what i want, i just assume they will too, and when i do try it's a chauvenistic mistake LOL!! So we just pool the money and buy the house something together weather it be furniture, spendy electronics, etc....stuff that we both know would be nice to have, but not really high on the purchase list so christmas is just our time to say screw it and get it.
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I'll get her $1000 so she can spend at least $500 on my gift....
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You'll be lucky to get $250 of that spent on you. Women have strict priorities and you are not high on their list.
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Old 11-29-2009, 04:53 PM   #46
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I'm getting her whatever she wants. She puts up with enough from me throughout the year, I figure she's worth it. Could'nt ask for a better lady.
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I took my wife to Cabela's yesterday. I wil go back down and get her a few of the things that she looked at the price tag and put back immediately She's worth every penny! I got me one of the few that if I gave her $1,000, she would come home with $950 worth of stuff for me and the kids that aren't even here anymore She also loves to spend money on the grandaughter...Again, money well spent
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My wife always told me she is easy to keep happy. All she requires is a sparkling clean pool and good sex every Friday. It took me two years to find a good looking pool man to come on Fridays. I think for Christmas she's getting jewelry and a new set of luggage. She'll be needing a new ring on her right hand and the luggage will come in handy when I put her on the street. Other than that she'll be getting perfumes, clothes, and more jewelery.
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I usually end up giving my sister in law a couple hundred dollars, And she takes care of the rest.
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A trip for her and the kids to see the inlaws,1000 miles away,for a week.
I feel guilty staying home by myself but somebody's got to take care of the dog.
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Her very own Flux Capacitor.
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:20 PM   #53
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You betcha... Nothing but the best...hehehehe
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You gonna power that thing up with banana peels and beer




Oh wait, that was Mr Fusion
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That vacuum better come with something else!

I once bought Ol#1 a 'as seen on TV' mop that she wanted. Inside of the packaging was a pair of custom earrings to match an antique gold and garnet cross that she always wore. She cried and I was saying 'Open it up!'. I finally had to do it for her. Then we had the 'happy' tears.

In the mid 80's I hit another rough spot and bought Ol'#2 a set of tires, not too popular but a week on Elbow Key in the Bahamas offset it some.

I'm still thinking about this year. Hmmmmmm.
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Tires ?? You win hands down. Yep. Did ya spring for whitewalls ?
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I should get mine some new tits.
2 kids have been hell on them.
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That's a gift for you, you need to get a new pecker for the little woman. Now that's a gift for her.
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The dyson is a great gift.... but maybe you should also get her something that doesnt involve her cleaning the house.
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My lady has only asked for two things so far, a camera and a MP3 docking station. I got her the camera, a Fujifilm F72 w/a 10x optical zoom for her birthday (11/30 - today) and I haven't a clue about the docking station. She has a SanDisk Sansa MP3 player, not an iPod. Anybody buy a nice one they like and would recommend?

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