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Old 12-29-2006, 05:24 PM   #1
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Three Things To Think About

Ya'll may have already seen this, but here it is for those that haven't.



1. COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls! But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country - Maybe we should give them all a cow

2. THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years
and we're not using it anymore.

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment
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Graet, Dayspring, thankyou for that.


From where does knowledge come? If you need to know what is in a box, you could ask someone (not reliable), you could pray, (not useful), you can consult with the scripture (not helpful) or you could open the box (science)
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It's funny cause it's true.
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Nice one!
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Thats a riot. I will remember that one.


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