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Old 05-05-2012, 11:09 PM   #1
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Living long and prospering: Star Trek convention hits N.J.


Not I really care...but it reminded me of a joke...


Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's bathroom?
A: The captain's log!




[If you don't know by now....highlight the line under the Q: for the A: ]
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Old 05-06-2012, 12:07 AM   #2
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I love potty humor. Much to my wife's chagrin.

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That trick with the highlighting is funnier than the joke.

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Klingons
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Klingons
That joke would be:

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus and wipe out the Klingons.


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spock found "the captains log"


and yes im james tiberius's great great great great great great grandfather

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