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Old 01-19-2013, 09:03 PM   #1
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New Species Discovered


New Species Discovered
They are referred to as homo slackass-erectus, created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to affect brain function.
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Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
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Hey Willie! Good to see you out and about on the Forum. Hope all is going well.

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Excellent discovery


I hope all is well with your recovery.
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Once extinct, they've made a come back. More proof that eradication is not permanent.
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They have even populated this island. Nobody knows how they got in
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LMAO THat is funny. I needed that post. thanks Willy.
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Appears to be the missing link to the grap-a-crotch-snap-a-knee-drag-a-leg species from 30 or 40 years ago.

Maybe the shorter legs contributed to the demise of this particular gait.

It seems a shame some cannot give up the handling of the crotch......in puplic.
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