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Old 05-04-2013, 11:16 AM   #441
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Every chance you get....hurry up.
Or the way I heard it. "Hurry up every chance you get...IOW, take more chances!"
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Old 05-04-2013, 04:03 PM   #442
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The guy must have been a real pussy if he did not extract some revenge. A steel toed kick to the groin would be in order.
Well... it was his boss....and his first cousin...
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Well... it was his boss....and his first cousin...
I wouldn't hesitate to punch my cousin in the guts if he did that to me. If he fired me I'd just punch him again in the nuts
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"Done is good"

"That would look better done"

"Sorry I'm late, my wife might be getting pregnant today and I wanted to be there for it."

"90% of the job is the last 10%"
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Old 05-04-2013, 11:14 PM   #445
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He's late again. Must be having breakfast at the "Y".
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"Sorry I'm late, my wife might be getting pregnant today and I wanted to be there for it."


...along those lines...


"Well, I gotta go. I promised myself a h**d-job later, and I don't want to miss it."
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...along those lines...


"Well, I gotta go. I promised myself a h**d-job later, and I don't want to miss it."
was that an or ea?
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was that an or ea?


Very good question!!!!

How flexible do you think I am, er... I mean "he*" was?



* the guy that said it
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Very good question!!!!

How flexible do you think I am, er... I mean "he*" was?



* the guy that said it

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"You know what I like about you (insert name)?
"What?"
"Wait...it'll come to me. There was something....."
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a painters van?
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a painters van?
Porcupine has pricks on the outside
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When someone screws up...
"Out of 1 million sperm, I can't believe you were the fastest"
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man , if you were any slower , you`d live forever.
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:16 PM   #460
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Working in a dirty rental for a guy a few years ack. Hired a bunch of laborers that had no real experience and were getting discouraged... 'hey guys all I ask is that you do asbestos you can'... they didn't find it funny

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