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Old 03-26-2013, 03:34 PM   #361
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Then there's the customer who wants to spend 1/2 hr figuring out how to save 10 dollars. As you work your way up the ladder, the time and the dollar figure get bigger, but that customer still exists.
Your supposed to take them up the ladder and then throw em off. Didn't ya know?
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:00 AM   #362
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Man, that sucks like a new girlfriend.
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Old 03-27-2013, 02:48 PM   #363
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"All we lack is finishing up."

Usually said about 10 minutes after starting a job.
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Old 03-27-2013, 03:34 PM   #364
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How 'bout

"we're not very good, but we're slow"
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Old 03-27-2013, 07:21 PM   #365
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Got here late so I am going to leave early to make it up
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How 'bout

"we're not very good, but we're slow"
I like "we may be slow but we do shizzy work"!
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When struggling to get something out of something wrapped tight... Usually say it for that black plastic wrapped around poly....

"it's like trying to get tight pants off a fat chick!"
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:39 PM   #368
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I forgot about this one until today:

"Where is John?" (or anyone who is not on site that should be)

"Don't know. It wasn't my turn to watch him."
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:44 PM   #369
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Hey, it's no rush. But, hurry.
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:50 PM   #370
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Of course I want it today...... If I wanted it tomorrow I'd order it tomorrow!
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:26 AM   #371
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That's Ok, I guess I'll just hurry up and wait
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Hurry up so you can get laid off.
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Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.

I think I know which one I am today.

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Confidence is the feeling you have before knowing all the facts
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Your opinion means as much to me as a mouse fart in a hurricane
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Every chance you get....hurry up.
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he couldnt hit himself in the arse with both hands
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To the guy that needs to pull up his pants, "Crack kills"
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Waiting isn't one of the divisions of the work.
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To the guy that needs to pull up his pants, "Crack kills"
Dropping some coins or swiping a card works as well

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