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Old 06-03-2018, 06:41 PM   #121
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Excerpt from the manual for Kelley's Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator page 71.

Sexual intimacy.

Exercise testing at the hospital will help your doctor program your device setting so you should not get a SHOCK during sex . If you receive a SHOCK during sex , your partner may feel a tingling sensation . The SHOCK is not harmful to your partner. Be sure to let your doctor know if you receive a shock so he or she can consider reprogramming your device.

So Kelley had the ICD implanted Friday morning and got discharged today (Sunday) so she is in bed and tired we will see over the next few days, We have a box that connects with our wireless router that integrates the implant and sends the info over the web to the doctors office.

The implant she has is a new version the battery life 15 years ? its only the 16th one implanted, so after reading page 71 looks like the booster cables can stay in the truck .

On a side note if you find yourself in Manatee Memorial Hospital I can recommend the pot roast the patient food in that place is great.
Both our kids were born there. We thought after they were born we'd want someone to come bring us food from somewhere, I tried the food and told the ole lady... It's actually pretty good.

Good to hear you are supposed to get laid . Hope everything turns out well, let me know when you want to grab a bite.
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Old 06-03-2018, 07:13 PM   #122
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Better get started on the reprogramming....
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So if they don't reprogram it, you'll get a little spark in your love life.....
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Sense of humor and a fighting spirit... great combination...
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You both be feeling like:
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You both be feeling like:
Is that yours? If so, 2 for ingenuity.
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Is that yours? If so, 2 for ingenuity.
no. Not clever enough to think of it. Not artsy enough to make it.

If I did make one - I'd have to have a sign printed that said "This is supposed to be a chicken".

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