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Old 01-02-2015, 08:15 PM   #61
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Re: Am I An Insensitive Pig?

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I've learned to keep my mouth shut, nothing good comes from compliments...
I know what you're saying.
Ever smelled Shalimar? The woman wearing it has impeccable tastes. I just assume she would like the compliment.

Long ago and far away, I was sitting at a bar after some sailing on a Sunday afternoon. I smelled Shalimar coming from behind me. Without turning around, I said something to the affect of God, I love Shalimar. We dated for over a year.....
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Old 01-02-2015, 08:20 PM   #62
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Re: Am I An Insensitive Pig?

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I always have been confused about women wearing short skirts or low-cut tops. I always thought they were worn to garner attention but yet, if you look or make are offending the woman wearing it.
The first thing I ever said to my wife was something about how well her volleyball shorts fit

I didn't get a date for almost three years. She did say one of the things she liked about me was my confidence, later. But apparently not so much on the first encounter


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