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Old 12-21-2014, 01:59 AM   #41
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I like my coffee nekkid and all over me...

Course that was back when coffee was fun.. Now coffee is to much work...

you can only French press so long before your hand gets tired...

And the single serve kriegs are so emotionaly draining.. And they're so Lose....

I miss the days in Miami, a colada of Cuban coffee ... 5 or 6 hot sweet shots in a cup .. Your supposed to share but I used them ALL for myself...
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Old 12-31-2014, 07:43 PM   #42
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I like my coffee nekkid and all over me...
^^^^^^This guy....he doesnt get it
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Man do I have the perfect woman for you.
Me too
I divorced her a few years ago. She's perfect for him.
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I like coffee black, and in a Festool mug preferably.
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I always tell the girls in the office or at the bank, when they have nice perfume on, that they smell good....

They like the compliment.
Last year, I innocently told a customer that her perfume really smelled nice, next thing I know her husband left me a nasty voice mail message telling me that I was an asshole and a pervert, and to fvck off and die.

This PC nonsense is the end of humanity as we know it...
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Last year, I innocently told a customer that her perfume really smelled nice, next thing I know her husband left me a nasty voice mail message telling me that I was an asshole and a pervert, and to fvck off and die.

This PC nonsense is the end of humanity as we know it...

Wow..... I do that all the time to male customers if they have a decent cologne on. I never thought about it going sideways on me.
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Wow..... I do that all the time to male customers if they have a decent cologne on. I never thought about it going sideways on me.
Because it won't. PC hasn't gotten that far........yet.
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Because it won't. PC hasn't gotten that far........yet.
Doubtful that it ever will.
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I always have been confused about women wearing short skirts or low-cut tops. I always thought they were worn to garner attention but yet, if you look or make mention...you are offending the woman wearing it.
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It may be because Bill is usually there so I suppose it may get taken differently if your alone.
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I always have been confused about women wearing short skirts or low-cut tops. I always thought they were worn to garner attention but yet, if you look or make mention...you are offending the woman wearing it.

The rule of thumb there is that the clothing item is intended to gather one guys attention. If she gets pissed at you......your not that guy.

I'm a jeans and Tshirt type of girl though so don't hold me to that. It's just been my observations.
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The rule of thumb there is that the clothing item is intended to gather one guys attention. If she gets pissed at you......your not that guy.

I'm a jeans and Tshirt type of girl though so don't hold me to that. It's just been my observations.
So, the scantily clad babe walking down the boardwalk is in search of that one guy and the thousands of us men who gawk at her are just insensitive pigs?

Oh well.....
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You got it.
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You got it.
Color me insensitive.
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So, the scantily clad babe walking down the boardwalk is in search of that one guy and the thousands of us men who gawk at her are just insensitive pigs?

Oh well.....

I guess.

It seems like normal hetero behavior to me.......unless she is underage or pregnant. In those cases it is just creepy.
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I guess.

It seems like normal hetero behavior to me.......unless she is underage or pregnant. In those cases it is just creepy.
I'm not that intelligent. My brain can't determine if a good looking female is 17 or 19, especially when the 17 year old is dressing provocatively.
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I'm not that intelligent. My brain can't determine if a good looking female is 17 or 19, especially when the 17 year old is dressing provocatively.
Makes no difference at that age. You're just a dirty old man.
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It may be because Bill is usually there so I suppose it may get taken differently if your alone.
Yes. Definitely. I'm sure it's very confusing to them when bill is there.
"Your cologne smells nice" from a woman to a man means "I want to have sex with you" to the man.

"Your perfume smells nice" from a man to a woman means "you make me horny" but to the woman it means "your perfume smells nice" and to another man ....well he knows what the other man really meant and that's why that husband called our fellow contractor and cussed him up and down.

At my boot camp graduation, when I was 17 yrs old, one of the Chiefs came up to me and was fixing my collar or something... I told him his cologne smelled good and he finished what he was doing in silence and then told me "don't ever say that to me again" and walked off.

I was shocked. I didn't understand why he said that to me. I wasn't hitting on him, I was just saying his cologne smelled good. I dunno... I mean that's why we wear cologne/perfume right?

If i wear a perfume and no one tells me it smells good, I never wear it again because I think it probably stinks. Because people always tell you if they like something...but no one will tell you "omg is that horse piss you have on?"
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If I smell Shalimar on a women, I don't care who's around or what anyone thinks...I'm going to comment on it.
My favorite perfume for a woman.
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If I smell Shalimar on a women, I don't care who's around or what anyone thinks...I'm going to comment on it.
My favorite perfume for a woman.

I've learned to keep my mouth shut, nothing good comes from compliments...

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