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Old 07-19-2019, 01:41 PM   #21
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Can't take nothing from a woman.

How does he get his sammiches.
Dude was pretty skinny now that you mention it.
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Iowa without AC is pretty close to hell.
My thermometer says 102.7 right now.
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Religious nutters. Like anything, take it to the extreme and it's just weird.
I was getting gas last week and this dude walks up and tries to hand me a four pack of chewing tobacco mumbling something about I need to take this and then give it back to him. Figuring it was some kind of scam, I didn't take it but asked him what he's trying to do. Turns out "his god doesn't allow him to accept anything from a woman" and the female cashier touched it last. "So you're afraid of cooties? Get the **** out of here." Poor shmuck tried with three other people pumping gas (who all said no) before wandering off.
...and no, not some Muslim with a weird version of Islam but a younger white dude with a cross on his neck.
Suppose the last person to use that gas dispensor was female?
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Dude was pretty skinny now that you mention it.


Oh God, that was **** in funny !!!

And btw, what does he dip his noodle in if he can't touch her strudel?
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I asked a Roman Catholic Priest about moonlighting on Sundays,
He Said,
"Go to Mass on Saturday afternoon/Night and give the Church 10 % of the income, and your are good with God"....and the Roman Catholic Church....
4th Gen.

Most priests would rather have an empty Pew, then an empty tithe envelope. IMHO

What God wants, He hasn't told ME yet....
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My thermometer says 102.7 right now.
same here at 3 pm.
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same here at 3 pm.
Peaked at 103.8 right around 4PM.
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And btw, what does he dip his noodle in if he can't touch her strudel?
No sammiches, and no strudel.
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Peaked at 103.8 right around 4PM.
It might top out in the mid 70's round here tomorrow. 52 right now at 10pm
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It might top out in the mid 70's round here tomorrow. 52 right now at 10pm
where is here ?
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Oh God, that was **** in funny !!!

And btw, what does he dip his noodle in if he can't touch her strudel?
As with most religions there is probably a way around inconvenient things .
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where is here ?
Pacific Northwest, up in the mountains. But don't tell anyone that it gets nice here. We're full. Can't take any more transplants. Just keep tellin everyone it rains here 24/7.
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Peaked at 103.8 right around 4PM.


79 degrees right now and it's 3:34 in the afternoon.


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Pouring here, and it's down to 71.
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I once got a counterfeit $100 bill(in a stack of 10 other bills). And that sucked. Lost out on the $100. I'd rather this than losing the $100.
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Pacific Northwest, up in the mountains. But don't tell anyone that it gets nice here. We're full. Can't take any more transplants. Just keep tellin everyone it rains here 24/7.
You're not in Humboldt, are you?
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You're not in Humboldt, are you?
Nope. Does Humboldt count as PNW? I thought it was just OR and WA, but makes sense to include some of NorCal.
The job I'm on this week is so NW that the only radio stations are Canadian.
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My thermometer says 102.7 right now.
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In the spirit of one-upmanship:
Says a car sitting in the sun..........
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Says a car sitting in the sun..........
east bound on my own street. looked up, saw the number and stopped for the pic. But yeah, it had been sitting in the drive prior.

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