Great Secretary, Jealous Wife

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Wait!!!! Please do NOT answer.

Sounds like she has you by your nuts, take them back and put her in her place or ull be miserable for the rest of ur life... give her an inch and she'll take a mile. Myself, I have watermelon sized cast iron balls.

He could always call his wife by his secretary's name when he is laying her the wood.

Or tell his wife that his secretary does it better.

Now that is a sexretary.

Tell your wife's she right and something has to give. Then ask her how long she needs to get her s h i t together and get out. You will never be happy from this day forth if you don't dump your wife. . .

Good Luck.

WAIT!!!!!

Let me save that Image before it gets DELETED!!!!!

Hey...THAT'S MY SISTER!!..

Yeah, she wishes.

WELL, is she available and willing to be "schooled"?????

I don't know, she's not very smart, but nobody's wife would ever get jealous of her.....

damn I was eating dinner, now I have to let my stomach settle down after seeing that you bastid

..always happy to share the family album with friends...

I had a great looking and very capable secretary (20 years ago) when married to my first wife. My wife was nuts with jealousy, waitresses couldn't
refill my coffee without my wife having a reaction. As foxy as she was I couldn't get the subs to leave after conducting business. Then she starts wearing a I like girls button to work. Yep! She was.

The exwife and the secretary became buddies are now happily something or other with a couple of other gals.

Me, I'm happy it all turned out.

You are a MoFo............In ALL senses of the word!!!!!!!!!!

You guys are right I'll get rid of both of them.

Until he fires her, and the attorneys get involved...

That is my point. Keep Your Wife. Keep Your Secretary.

Tell the Wife "That is How It Is". She WILL balk and then it is time to find out EXACTLY what sort of MAN you are.

The saying, "My way or the Hi-Way" comes to mind.

Once this attitude has been Employed, EVERYTHING changes. Respect is given and Vows are renewed!

Trust Me on this one.

It may not be "Smooth Sailing" for a period of time, but once all parties have adjusted, EVERYONE learns their place and roll in the Relationship Structure!

nevermind the fact that your wife wants you to fire this woman, reason being her own damn insecureties, A: she'll collect unemployment, and B:she finds the right lawyer and sue's you.
all the cutsey responses are funny and all, but this is serious *****, I just got out of the most morbidly depressing, controlling, oppressive, guilt laden 2 year relationship with a jealous, neurotic, manipulative, megalomaniac, you need to axe this wife or you will hate yourself for it later

wow!




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