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Old 08-25-2008, 04:15 PM   #21
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I sh!t in England i sh!t in France before i sh!t in here ill sh!t in my pants!
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Old 11-18-2008, 07:43 PM   #22
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I am surprised this one did not get more air time….I can not remember a time when crapper humour was not a part every day coffee or lunch time contractor talk. If you can smell it, taste it or see that it stinks then it was good for conversion starters.

Flush twice, it is along way to the mess hall.
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Old 11-18-2008, 07:51 PM   #23
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"they paint these walls to stop my pen, but the s**t house poet strikes again"
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:01 PM   #24
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An oldy but goody

Here I sit all broken hearted, come to sh** but only farted
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:45 PM   #25
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One from a union worksite, " All turds 3" or longer must be hand lowered to prevent chemical backsplash. O.S.H.A."
If at first you don't succeed hit it harder!
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:53 PM   #26
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When you're at the urinal stall, Put your head against the wall, So when you piss you do not fall, You wouldn't want to dunk your balls.
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:58 PM   #27
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People who write on bathroom walls roll there sh$$ into little balls and people who read these words of wit eat those little balls of
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:12 AM   #28
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Look to the left, look to the right, you just played chithouse tennis

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