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Old 08-20-2008, 08:52 PM   #1
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Portajohn Humor


I kinda hijacked the grumpy plumber with one of my favorites. Keep it clean so this does not get locked. Some of my favorites.
"Every day I get dumber and dumber, some day I'll be as dumb as a plumber"
"Arrow pointing into the urinal, carpenters breath mints"
"Arrow pointing into urinal, free rock salt"
"Arrow pointing into hopper, ssshhh baby mason's hatching"
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:00 PM   #2
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Toilet humor... best I ever saw was at Clines Corners out in NM. A scummy tourist trap if there ever was one. Was hungry and went to order. YUCK! I ain't eating that crappy food. Exactly what I said. Went into bathroom before I hit the road. Someone had scrawled:

Flush twice. It's a long ways to the kitchen.

YEEHAW!

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Worked a job once with mostly Mexican laborers, none of the Americans were happy 'bout it.

The johnny had an arrow that said "Mexican breath mints"...I'd walk outta that thing thinking I was gonna get lynched.
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I was in a porta potty that had an arrow pointing down to the bowl and it said "Quiet please, Mexican cloning in progress"

I hate to admit it, but I chuckled. Keep in mind, I'm part Mexican.
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I was in a porta potty that had an arrow pointing down to the bowl and it said "Quiet please, Mexican cloning in progress"

I hate to admit it, but I chuckled. Keep in mind, I'm part Mexican.
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Just saw this one

Don't look to the wall for humor, the joke is in your hands.
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I put a "Wet Paint" notice up in the mens room after painting it - They thought it was an instruction
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Saw this one a few years ago.....

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather did; sleeping peacefully, not like his passengers screaming in fear as the buss drove off the road!"
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One I like to leave

Close the lid if I want to see crap I'll look at your work!
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:05 PM   #10
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ive seen a few i really liked.
one was
"shew....the mexicans that rent the basement are still asleep!"

"please dont eat the mint,take a couple licks and put it back for others to enjoy."

and a poem
"here i sit all hot a dirty,trying to crap until 4:30"
below that someone added...."the jokes on you,we took off work 30 mins early today!!"

sorry,had to add this link.i love this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpUDRGKh1-w
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Some come here to sit and think
Others come to sh*t and stink
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Saw an arrow pointing to the toilet paper dispenser that said "Turban repair kit".
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Dropped my pants and started to think
I'll write on the walls before I stink
Grabbing my pen I start to write
A nifty rhyme with all my might
But I can't decide what to do
concentrate or complete #2
then it comes to me in a in a wiff
Ill take a **** and smoke a spliff
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My plumber of choice is:

PHIL McCRACKEN
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If you are reading what I've put, you're probably peeing on your foot.

Talking of plumbers...

I heard one singing in the john this morning - A song titled "It's over Flo"
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An old framer I worked for put this in the portapotty.

Don't let your azz chit you out of job. He one guy that set up camp in there every morning for at least a half hour.
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A few ive seen:

"plumbers feeding tube"

(above a hole in the wall) "I see you and your little pee pee"

"Drop the poo before the poo drops you. Y'all go to school and learn about the poo."

To me the funniest is when someone goes in with sleeves, and comes out with no sleeves. Ha ha ha
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Ooh I forgot this one!!!

"I've killed someone"
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Of course the worst one is the one I forgot!

"mexican photo paper, wipe to develop"

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Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin
Givin birth
To another
Mexican

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