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Old 10-28-2009, 06:07 PM   #1
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so as I'm wrapping up this evening, Ho opens the kitchen slider up on the unfinished deck, so I go up there to grab some stuff up there and small talk for 5 minutes. I'm standing on joists, ho's inside with slider open, my ringtone is "me so horney me love you long time"/ 2 live crew
down below my phone rings, I start talking loud hoping to drown out the ring, a minute later it rings again. I gotta change the ringtone
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:20 PM   #2
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i like big butts and i cannot lie
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:44 PM   #4
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i like big butts and i cannot lie
i would have gladly rather had that at that particular moment:
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Grown men should not wear football jerseys, have ringtones, or pay for a cup of coffee with a credit card.
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LMAO
I think you will quickly find out if the HO has a sense of humor!
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Dude, there are so many reasons why you should change that ring tone I can't begin to list them.
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so as I'm wrapping up this evening, Ho opens the kitchen slider up on the unfinished deck, so I go up there to grab some stuff up there and small talk for 5 minutes. I'm standing on joists, ho's inside with slider open, my ringtone is "me so horney me love you long time"/ 2 live crew
down below my phone rings, I start talking loud hoping to drown out the ring, a minute later it rings again. I gotta change the ringtone

So how did he/she take it? I would guess that they took it alright since you posted the laughing smiley. Had a guy working with me one time who's ring tone was a woman screaming like she was taking it in the ...
Made him change it immediately. No one heard it on the job but me
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me love u long time.




Seriously. H/O mustav thought you were like 17 years old!?
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it was all good, we had a good laugh about it, new phone and i was screwing around with it and meant to change it back, it was pretty damn funny though
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Was that a female HO or male?
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or pay for a cup of coffee with a credit card. Yesterday 07:44 PM
Oh please, I get so much flack for this but the future is cashless...and I'm a coffee addict and when you ain't got change you gotta do what you gotta do!

My ringtone was Red Neck Gigolo, always got a good response with the opening verse "Lets get to work!"
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Was that a female HO or male?
female, it was embarrasing, but it was laughed off,
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roger that
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Just tell her that is the theme song of your second job. Being an in-demand male escort is a tough job, but it allows you to do what you really love during the day, which is building stuff.
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FYI - on some phones, if you hit the volume button on the side, it automatically mutes it

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