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Old 07-12-2006, 12:58 AM   #1
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Did an estimate for a homeowner today & his fricken dog kept dry humping my leg. I didn't really know what to do, I was walking around the house, talking with the customer about his project. His dog was outside & came up to me, seemed like a friendly dog so I gave him a pat on the head... & then all of a sudden he started dry humping my leg like no tomorrow. It was no friendly 2 second dry hump it was more like your mine & I'm not taking no for an answer kind of dry hump. So the dog had his way with my leg for about 30 seconds before the homeowner finally peeled him off & brought him inside. Its kind of hard going on with the estimate after being dam near raped by a dog. I hope the homeowner don't call me back.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:17 AM   #2
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Oh Yuck! And how embarassing!

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better than being bit by a 2 out of 3 dogs while trying to walk through someone's living room. lol.
homeowner should have gotten the dog off you asap.
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:21 AM   #4
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I would have politely said "excuse me". Got down on all fours, reversed the roles and started humping him back. A little growling maybe..... just to keep him in line.

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Was the dogs tongue hanging out and a glazed look in its eyes?

How about posting a pic of your leg? That way we can access the dogs tastes...

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Old 07-12-2006, 07:37 AM   #6
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Did an estimate for a homeowner today & his fricken dog kept dry humping my leg. I didn't really know what to do, I was walking around the house, talking with the customer about his project. His dog was outside & came up to me, seemed like a friendly dog so I gave him a pat on the head... & then all of a sudden he started dry humping my leg like no tomorrow. It was no friendly 2 second dry hump it was more like your mine & I'm not taking no for an answer kind of dry hump. So the dog had his way with my leg for about 30 seconds before the homeowner finally peeled him off & brought him inside. Its kind of hard going on with the estimate after being dam near raped by a dog. I hope the homeowner don't call me back.

Yeh, I know my wife hates it when I dry hump her leg


But in reality I think I would have nailed the homeowner for sitting there and watching for 30 seconds. Hell that is really weird ass kink Too bad you don't have a video it could be great entertainment
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Just one of the many job hazards we face, day-in and day-out.

Too funny!
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:10 AM   #8
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I think you have a sexual harassment case. LOL
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Old 07-12-2006, 10:16 AM   #10
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Quit wearing Poodle Skirts to do estimates and this will become a thing of the past.

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Please tell us you at least got kissed first! (no chance of dinner and a movie from the mutt either, huh?)...ya did get your $20 afterwards, didn't you?

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*Holding my sides laughing*

That's so funny I can't even work up a good come back. (hopefully the dog didn't either!)
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I've been mulling it over and was wondering....... just to size the damage up ........was the dog well groomed?

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Sounds like he's pulling for you, (The dog)
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:56 PM   #15
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Did the dog close his Eyes? If so a very famous New Jersey siding contractor once said this:

"I tell ya, I know I'm ugly. My dog closes his eyes before he humps me."

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Old 07-12-2006, 02:28 PM   #16
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Thats why they call them " Man's best friend " You probably left a life long impression on that dog. In fact don't be surprised if when you get home some night he isn't there waiting fur ya.
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I think you have a sexual harassment case. LOL
I dont think in this case it's SH if the dog did'nt finish

When we was younger it was the "neighborhood right of passage" to run through one of the homies back yards with a dry humping golden retriever....only a few could get across the yard without getting caught and humped while crawling the rest of the way so we could help them out of the yard
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hopefully the dog did not have the time to um complete his task!
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AHS, I wonder if you'd have gotten the job if ya started squirming in your chair and moaning with pleasure?

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