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Bill, where is, the third person talker, hmm?

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#1 ·
With the english language I miss his humor.:whistling
 
#11 ·
Bill is all of us thought Bill. As he slowly shuffled to the fridge where Bill always keeps his absinthe. Bill poured a shot of the emerald green liquor over a cube of sugar, Bill asked himself,is their life on Mars? He chuckled in a throaty manly kind of way as he pondered the question. He found life on CT only to have it ripped from his precarious grip. Who am I now he thought, or did he, Bill said out loud to the still bleeding corpse of the cat hanging by a bootlace and so much for nine lives said Bill to himself as no one was there to hear the strangled sobs the lonely situation had wrenched from his still tortured life. Bill is OK and F**K those heartless murdering assassins on CT and once again Bill loved himself and knew the truth was in the cat, "in the cat" said Bill.
 
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