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Forum: General Discussion 05-27-2011, 07:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,108
Posted By Ahren
There used to be a saying in the old Soviet Union...

There used to be a saying in the old Soviet Union that went, "We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."

I think in this country in this day and age we should be saying, "They pretend to...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 05-12-2011, 05:24 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,003
Posted By Ahren
I want to see the blooper reel. :laughing: ...

I want to see the blooper reel. :laughing:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UhmmeynxPE
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 12-19-2009, 04:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ahren
Huh? A "gimmick"? Having the market put a value...

Huh? A "gimmick"? Having the market put a value on your assets instead of just proclaiming that you feel that they're worth what ever the hell you want them to be is a good idea...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 12-19-2009, 12:30 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ahren
I do have an interest. I have C puts. Who's...

I do have an interest. I have C puts.

Who's trying to boost egos? I'm trying to help people preserve their capital by not following you over the cliff on this one. As far as stocks go, there's...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 12-19-2009, 08:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ahren
Seriously, of all the things that one could be...

Seriously, of all the things that one could be invested in, why on earth would one want to speculate on financial stocks right now? You can't even see their balance sheets. Not to mention all of...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 12-18-2009, 10:12 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ahren
Citi raised the capital to pay back the TARP by...

Citi raised the capital to pay back the TARP by issuing more stock, diluting the share price, and saying F U to the shareholders. The only reason they did this is because they didn't want the...
Forum: General Discussion 12-13-2009, 09:32 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,040
Posted By Ahren
In Connecticut any idiot with a check book can...

In Connecticut any idiot with a check book can get a home improvement contractor's license. :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussion 11-12-2009, 08:44 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,657
Posted By Ahren
How do you like my new site, Mike? :whistling ...

How do you like my new site, Mike? :whistling

:laughing:
Forum: General Discussion 10-28-2009, 06:08 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 8,775
Posted By Ahren
If you're not one that can take the feasts and...

If you're not one that can take the feasts and famines, construction is not for you. What's the sense in chewing the guy out? What's it going to change? Time that could have been spent pursing...
Forum: Decks & Fencing 10-22-2009, 08:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,762
Posted By Ahren
WD40 :whistling

WD40 :whistling
Forum: Business 08-17-2009, 11:55 AM
Replies: 236
Views: 26,706
Posted By Ahren
Mike's basing his analysis on the latest reading...

Mike's basing his analysis on the latest reading on the Hope-o-Meter, and weighing it against the Change Index. Right buddy? ;)

Mike keeps confusing the fact that this isn't a normal inventory...
Forum: Decks & Fencing 08-08-2009, 08:44 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,516
Posted By Ahren
Use a sodium percarbonate based cleaner. Then...

Use a sodium percarbonate based cleaner. Then use oxalic acid solution to brighten and Ph balance the wood. This combo works fantastically and it is completely safe for the surrounding environment....
Forum: Decks & Fencing 08-08-2009, 08:39 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 24,524
Posted By Ahren
Around here, (CT) it would be impossible to dig...

Around here, (CT) it would be impossible to dig holes without that bar. It's called a spud bar around here. There's lots of hardpan and lots of rocks. And deck piers need to be 42" deep (:cry:) to...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-03-2009, 08:52 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 12,090
Posted By Ahren
I'd shut down my business and get a job at Burger...

I'd shut down my business and get a job at Burger King, just out of pure spite.

"Here you go, Toots. 17% of $100." Enjoy. :laughing:
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-03-2009, 06:42 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 12,090
Posted By Ahren
Oh, she's on the mortgage, as well? That's the...

Oh, she's on the mortgage, as well? That's the thing to do, then. :thumbsup:

If not, the only thing I'd be buying her is a one way ticket to See Ya' Later Land.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-03-2009, 05:47 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 12,090
Posted By Ahren
:laughing::rolleyes::laughing: WHAT?!?!?! ...

:laughing::rolleyes::laughing:

WHAT?!?!?!

Translation:

"I would like to continue to be a deadbeat and milk you for as long as I can until I can find some other schlub who's willing to be...
Forum: Decks & Fencing 08-02-2009, 08:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 6,729
Posted By Ahren
Oxalic acid.

Oxalic acid.
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 08-01-2009, 11:21 PM
Replies: 409
Views: 22,025
Posted By Ahren
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrO83v6X8lI ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrO83v6X8lI



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMcxPTakmC8
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 07-25-2009, 03:52 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,701
Posted By Ahren
We have two cats. They are very useless animals....

We have two cats. They are very useless animals. :rolleyes:


http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd212/ahrenriddle/000_0071-1.jpg
Forum: Decks & Fencing 07-25-2009, 12:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,637
Posted By Ahren
They call it "One Time", because that's how many...

They call it "One Time", because that's how many times you'll use it in your career. With the pain in the ass of applying it, with the pain in the ass cure time, along with the pain in the ass cost,...
Forum: General Discussion 03-23-2009, 01:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,755
Posted By Ahren
This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've...

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've read in quite a while. Where exactly are these people supposed to work? If the 1 million immigrants that already come into this country could...
Forum: General Discussion 03-15-2009, 08:56 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,762
Posted By Ahren
No shame in that. That's how you stay alive. I...

No shame in that. That's how you stay alive. I still talk to builders who think that they are going to go right back to putting up large numbers of $800,000 houses any second now, refuse to do...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 02-17-2009, 06:33 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,852
Posted By Ahren
I did excellent shorting the financials with SKF,...

I did excellent shorting the financials with SKF, and now I'm shorting Treasuries with TBT. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. It's still a little early to be looking into too many equities for...
Forum: Off Topic (Non Trade) 02-16-2009, 08:44 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,501
Posted By Ahren
Yes, hurry up people! Max out those cards! ...

Yes, hurry up people! Max out those cards! Borrow all your equity! (If you have any).

SHOP FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussion 02-03-2009, 09:30 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 13,763
Posted By Ahren
Mine doesn't fit in a bottle. I need a...

Mine doesn't fit in a bottle.

I need a Pringles can. :thumbsup:
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