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Plumber Jokes
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02-10-2010, 03:09 AM
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New Guy
Trade: Plumber
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Las Vegas
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Plumber Jokes
"A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.
He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.'" "Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on....." |
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02-10-2010, 03:12 AM
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New Guy
Trade: Plumber
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Las Vegas
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Re: Plumber Jokes
I must be bored tonight.... here's another...
In what way is a Doctor & Plumber alike?They both bury their mistakes. |
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02-10-2010, 03:13 AM
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New Guy
Trade: Plumber
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Las Vegas
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Re: Plumber Jokes
Ok, one more, this one's funny.
There just happened to be a lawyer convention and a plumber convention in Oregon at the same time. There was a party of three plumbers and three lawyers leaving California and taking the train to the conventions. As they were standing in line for tickets, the lawyers noticed that the plumbers only bought one ticket. The lawyers bought their three tickets and boarded the train but watched the plumbers to see how they were going to get by with only one ticket. After boarding, the three plumbers squeezed into a restroom. Finally the porter came by and knocked on the door as he said, "Ticket please". The door cracked open and an arm reached out and gave the porter the ticket. After the conventions, the lawyers decided to do the same thing so they only purchased one ticket. However they noticed the plumbers didn't purchase any tickets at all. They weren't too concerned though because -hey- they were saving some bucks right? Well, they all boarded the train and the lawyers packed into a tiny restroom. After a few minutes, one of the plumbers came by and knocked on the door saying, "Ticket please." |
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02-10-2010, 01:30 PM
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Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Trade: GC
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lakewood CA.
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Re: Plumber Jokes
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in texas with framing and cornish people will do it for 3.00 a foot. What do yall think about that? Just laber |
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