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Trade: Painter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Francisco
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Who'd Hire This Guy?
Here's a response I got to a job listing I just posted on Craigs List.
Cracked me up! Listing is here. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/trd/402752959.html "It is me again! well you are looking for a miracle it seems like! if you need a 24yr experienced professional that can do everything and know what to do! you can call me at 650 271-***X i have all grip and eqiupment and do not need to use yours! i own about $30,000 painting grip! and power tools! i have a high rise f-250 fully eqiupt ! i want $42.00 hr. and i will run your crews! and do the jobs personally! i normally charge $ 60-100hr. depending job! i have owned my own company in texas in the early 90's and made about $ 2,000,000.00 NET in 3 years. plus had 35 employees as well! so i guess i know what i am doing! but i will not work for no 15-20-25-30-35hr . and using my own grip! are you supplying travel expenses at 40% on job time! i can as well train your hired employees fully and things that pertain all high end quality and there are jobs and work that you may not know of! the specialty work that i also provide runs about $75-250 sq.ft and that is a process but intence 3-D glaze work! ROLLS ROYCE FINISH !!! if you are doing victorians on exterior ! you should not have one job less than $35,000 and average $60,000.00 each! interiors not less than $18,000 so if you want to quit beating people and make a productive business ,,,,, contact me or good luck!!!!! i am not trying to be a asshole but,,,,,, it seems that you can not control your operations and employees. you should have 1 or 2 ads and supply at least 2 good crews! my name is BOBBY and GOD BLESS" |
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Back from the dead...
Trade: Paperhanger/Painter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I kept picturing this guy:
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Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Trade: GC
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lakewood CA.
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
I guess the obvious question is...If he is so good why in the world is he begging you for a job?42.00 an hour?60.00-100.00 an hour?Bwahaha!
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Trade: Paint and wallpaper
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 249
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
I'm just glad people like that let you know they're a little "whacko" before you hire them.
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Trade: Electrical; Commercial and Residential Service
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Central PA
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
You shouldn't have blanked out his phone number. I'd love to ring him up right this very minute and chat for a few minutes.
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Trade: Swimming Pool Contractor
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,165
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
thats priceless .. for everything else there's mastercard.
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Guru
Trade: Union Paint & Drywall
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Chicago
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
"i am not trying to be a asshole but,,,,,,"
It sounds to me like he doesn't need to try. It just comes naturaly. |
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Celtic's #1 Fan
Trade: electrical
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,581
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
hell, i'd hire him on commission.
if he can do what he claims, it'd be worth the investment. if he's FOS, it'd be priceless to tell him after he proves he's useless... either way, win-win.... |
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
24 and had a successful business in the 90's....I already smell the BS
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Trade: Plastering, Drywall, Painting, Woodworking, Stucco
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: South Eastern Michigan outside of Detroit.
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
He sounds like his Old Lady must have cleaned him out
I love these type of guys, Like my Father use to say "Talks like a person with a paper azzhole"![]() |
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Celtic's #1 Fan
Trade: electrical
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Trade: Professional Painting Contractor
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 296
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
What happened to his 35 employess? I wonder if one of them have some work for him? $42.00 an hour no one in there right mind would pay that. Why doesnt he just sub from contractors if thats the hourly rate he desires?
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Trade: Painter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Francisco
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Pro
Trade: Painter
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Las Vegas NV
Posts: 845
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
Don't let him write any quotes.
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The Duke
Trade: Cabinet Maker
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Portland, Maine
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
He likes exclamation points
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Celtic's #1 Fan
Trade: electrical
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Trade: Professional Painting Contractor
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 296
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
some people are just unbeleivable
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Professional Remodeler
Trade: Remodeling Contractor
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Southeast Michigan
Posts: 2,289
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?
I was just thinking, if "Bobby" would have kept his 35 painters busy, he would have netted another 12 million dollars since the "early 90's" Of course, with the slow economy, he might have only netted 8 million or so.....
Gotta make you wonder what wifi bar Bobby was writing from.... Or if he had taken his medication that morning.
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Electro-Mech. Contr.
Trade: Mechanical Contractor
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Jersey Shore
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?Quote:
He sure didn't ace english composition.
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Trade: Mechanical Contractor
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Location: Jersey Shore
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Re: Who'd Hire This Guy?Quote:
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