Thanks for the replies
It does act much like a thin layer of m/m, one that hasn't quite blossomed yet
You can certainly see right through it
Like I said, it's almost more of a sheen change or dust
The thing is, mold or moisture hasn't been a problem in this room for, near as I can tell, since it was built over two decades ago
It was stained 7(+/-) years ago
It was finished into a year 'round porch at some point before that (possibly 4 years)
It's inland, so no sea breezes, and until last week, they had "no burn permits" in effect because it's been unseasonably dry
He might've had a spot, or something going on, a few weeks ago, but then re-stained with the old Minwax
(not the best DIY job either

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No matter what the actual events before were, pretty much 50%+ of the surface has this now
That's pretty explosive growth
And it's very splotchy, and all over place, walls, ceiling...not like it's just under the windows or anything
Could the old Minwax in the shed have been contaminated?
Now he basically spread the spores all over the porch?