Funny Accident After Its Over

mrmojo

Dear Sir;

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put "Poor Planning " as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which when weighed later were found to weigh 240 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the 240 pounds of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135 lbs.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in Section 3, accident reporting form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley which I mentioned in Paragraph 2 of this correspondence. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground-and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs.

I refer you again to my weight. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope. And I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back onto me.

bob the builder

Thats a funny story, but unrealilistic. I have never seen a brick layer under 240#s...

Bob

mrmojo

hey bob
its got to be true ....i read it on the internet

firemike

They debunked this on "Mythbusters" a few weeks ago. It took them several attempts to get it to work. They couldn't get the barrel to break without weakening it first. It was kinda cool to watch it actually work though

mrmojo

yeah i know i wasnt sayin it was true but its a funny read whether it is or isnt

DecksEtc

I've seen it more than once and every time I re-read it, it stills brings tears to my eyes. My girlfriend is was looking at me laughing while reading it this time and thinks I'm crazy.

honestly, I never took it to be real, just laughed at it for its originality and humour.

reveivl

I heard that one from a guy who said he saw it happen, that was almost thirty years ago, now. I always doubted that he saw it, but it makes such a good story who cares. Rich.

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stacker

this story has been floating around for years.my dad has been gone from this earth for 12 years now.he had a copy of this story on his office wall,that he had had for a few years.
also ray stevens(the singer)recorded this story as a song.its funny to hear him singing it.

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