Repair Bazooka

Tim0282

Where do you guys go with your bazookas to get them repaired? Or do you do the repair yourself.

savant

Self. What's wrong?

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taper71

I repair myself also. Just order the parts I need from all wall.

CrazyTaper

I usually do the repairs myself. I'm pretty handy with them. Every few years I send the worst to All-Wall to let them dissect it. They come back very tight-but in working order. I was going to try to send my Columbia to them and hope they make a mistake and send me back an empty box.

Tim0282

Crazy Taper
I take it you don't especially like your Columbia taper. just try one of the Pro finisher tapers. They are red. That is their best quality. Wow, we tried one on two houses. Bad taper!! I suggested the supplier not sell them they would have too many unhappy tapers. And nobody wants an unhappy taper.
Tim

Muddauber

If you dont want your Columbia,just send it to me and I'll send you back an empty box!

Muddauber

I perform taper surgeries in my garage.

CrazyTaper

How about I send myself in a thong.

CrazyTaper

I was just rebuilding my favorite tube today as a matter of fact. I never noticed that it's a TAPEMASTER-any clue about this one?

CrazyTaper

HELLO?! -Did you guys pass out from shock?-I was just kidding! I hate thongs. I can't get them on after I apply the Wesson oil.

Tim0282

Will you really fit in a taper box?? I could use a good bazooka man right now. And for only about ten bucks shipping, I could get you here.

CrazyTaper

6'2" 165lbs of hunky taper

CrazyTaper

Again I ask- Is TAPEMASTER an AMES product?

Tim0282

Tape Tech is an Ames spin off, but don't know about Tapemaster. I'll look it up and be right back. Hang tight, you 6'2 165 pounder.

Muddauber

YUK! No way!
On second thought,the wife may enjoy it.

Tim0282

The Tapemaster sure looks like a Tape Tech except it is silver and the TT is gold. I bet the parts are interchangeable. They just about all were born from Ames, weren't they?

CrazyTaper

Some guy tried to sell me a MASTERBATER. I told him I would have to do some more self analysis bofore I gave him an answer.

Muddauber

A salesman once told me that Tapemaster was the same co.as Ames & Tapetech.
How many of you were in the business before you could buy tools.You had to rent from Ames?

CrazyTaper

I'm sure. It's starting to look a little rough around the edges. My wife tried to get me to buy that psycho taper last year. I would have been beat up and left for dead.

Tim0282

I was. Do you remember when they had a hose running from the bucket to the box? It was full of mud and heavy. They rented for an awful lot of money.