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Old 02-02-2005, 10:57 AM   #1
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:10 AM   #2
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OMG Man, go before you leave the house!!!

You're going to have to fumigate your van first.
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:47 PM   #3
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LOL - did we really need to see it???
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Oh sh@#. No literally. lol
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LOL, now thats a crapper.
I didn't see the paper despenser, or a stack of magazines.

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LMFAO!!! Gotta wipe the tears away before I could type LOL!! Guess the funniest part is I've been there done that!! The good ole 5 gallon pail with garbage bag liner filled with any kind of paper I can muster up, old McDonalds/Burger King napkins and away ya go :Thumbs: Always said when I buy a cubey or enclosed I would buy one of those small units "just in case" Always hated using homies bathroom for anything, most times they're not even home and if we're outside they usually keep the house locked anyways if i dont need to go in.

Aint so bad anymore, I quit smoking so I alieveated 1 part of a volital mix....1 cup coffee plus 2 or 3 smokey treats pre-work = puckered butt cheeks and nascar speeds to the gas station AFTER pulling upto job site!!

Good for you, great purchase!! :Thumbs: On bigger jobs I'll go ahead and order in a port a pottysince we'll spend many hours on site it's a home away from home...just be careful of spiders in wooded areas-dont need a brown recluse biting the tip of your weenie and having it fall off!!

While we're talking all things gross, we were doing a wrap around porch last year, one of the guys helping with the concrete had to go pee real bad. Homie had been broken into 3 times so he had video taping camera all over his property and literally no place--everything was wide open to homies and neighbors, so this guy climbs under the porch (3' clearence) does his thing and crawls out. While we're talking I notice his sweat shirt is all wet, LOL, I had to bring it up!!! He dont know how, but he managed to piss himself more than the ground?? LOL!! Took off both his shirts, gave a quick chuckle and went back to work!!
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Which leads to part 2 if this bizaarro topic...
I didn't have toilet paper, Hell I didn't have any kind of paper for that matter. What I did have was a can of Armor All dashboard wipes...
You know - I generally refrain from imbibing in the spirits from Sunday - Thursday but I'm afraid I'm going to have to break that rule tonight in order to expunge from my mind the hideous mental picture you've so deftly drawn.
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any kind of paper I can muster up, old McDonalds/Burger King napkins and away ya go
Hardees has the softest.
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:15 PM   #9
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What I did have was a can of Armor All dashboard wipes, so I used them, and let me tell you what, wiping with Armor All SUCKS!!! My day was ruined, the sliping and sliding damn near drove me insane...
LMAO, that's the best thing I've heard all week!! Crazy focker nuthin like azz gravey all day long, was your cheek area nice and shiney though after you were done? I make it a point to stock up on napkins at every fast food joint when I can grab my own, cleans up cuts, misc. bs when a quick rag is needed, nose blow, azz wipe, list goes on....

Ya'll will get a kick outta this after reading that armor all deal...wow!! When we were growing up in this new housing addition, there were foundations dug everywhere so we would play on the dirt piles-we were agbout 8 or 9yrs old. One afternoon my freind had to go poop, hopped to the other side of the pile, did his business and yelled at me to hand him the pink cotton I knew what it was, tried to explain-even pleaded at one point for him not to wipe with the stuff. Yeah, the good ole fashion high fiberglass content batt instulation. He tidey up and then went home. hour later he's back at my house getting his jacket or something and all he's doing is scraching his azz and cusing me for letting him use the pink insulation LOL!!
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