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03-31-2009, 09:16 PM
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This ain't my first rodeo
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Their members of the tongue and groove club  |
That was pretty funny G, you're gaining rank 
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03-31-2009, 09:21 PM
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This ain't my first rodeo
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Originally Posted by WisePainter
Can you imagine if after this I walked into a custom 13,000 sq ft home to throw a paint bid, saw that and then commented on the really nice work done on their "Lesbian" staircase?
good god.
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You can always tell the "Lesbian" bannister because there are no "goosenecks" or "upeasings" 
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03-31-2009, 09:24 PM
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Maker of fine kindling
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As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.
Now I have but one question.
Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house? 
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03-31-2009, 09:28 PM
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A bit abrasive.
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Originally Posted by Gus Dering
As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.
Now I have but one question.
Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house? |
win.
there need not be any more posts after Dennis Hopper's.
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03-31-2009, 09:28 PM
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Handle It!
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Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house? |
Lotsa "C" Batteries and lotsa "Astro Glide"!!!!
I too am a Lesbian trapped in a Male Body!!!!
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03-31-2009, 09:29 PM
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This ain't my first rodeo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gus Dering
As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.
Now I have but one question.
Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house? |
I'm guessing a "RIDGID" impact driver
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03-31-2009, 09:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gus Dering
As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.
Now I have but one question.
Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house? |
There was this time, when I whipped out the Makita cordless.........OH ,..and the vibrating sander got a few eyebrows raised.......
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03-31-2009, 09:30 PM
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This ain't my first rodeo
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Originally Posted by WisePainter
win.
there need not be any more posts after Dennis Hopper's.
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03-31-2009, 09:38 PM
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Maker of fine kindling
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My wife and I's best friends are batting for the other team and they bestowed me with the honorary status when I had a realization that we had two things in common that will bond us together forever.
First is our obvious affection for the female anatomy.
Then there is the fact that our sexual partners will never have a penis. 
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03-31-2009, 10:11 PM
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A bit abrasive.
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meh, none as perfect.
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03-31-2009, 10:48 PM
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very very nice work.
But ya know even lesbians need some too whether its fake or real.. so midaswell slip em some real sausage for once
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03-31-2009, 11:00 PM
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You should have checked out the garage, I bet they have a truckload of Snap-on tools.
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04-01-2009, 12:15 AM
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Beautiful work. I once installed a new gas fireplace with a stone hearth and surround for a pair of lovely ladies. For some reason they wanted their hearth to be really rough with as many vertical projections that the stones would allow. Got me thinking.
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