The Lesbian Stairs And Rails

 
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:16 PM   #21
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Their members of the tongue and groove club
That was pretty funny G, you're gaining rank

 
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:21 PM   #22
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Can you imagine if after this I walked into a custom 13,000 sq ft home to throw a paint bid, saw that and then commented on the really nice work done on their "Lesbian" staircase?

good god.
You can always tell the "Lesbian" bannister because there are no "goosenecks" or "upeasings"
 
Old 03-31-2009, 10:23 PM   #23
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For those who got the Humor but NOT the true Gist...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sappho#..._and_community
 
Old 03-31-2009, 10:24 PM   #24
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As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.

Now I have but one question.

Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house?
 
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:28 PM   #25
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As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.

Now I have but one question.

Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house?
win.

there need not be any more posts after Dennis Hopper's.
 
Old 03-31-2009, 10:28 PM   #26
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Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house?
Lotsa "C" Batteries and lotsa "Astro Glide"!!!!


I too am a Lesbian trapped in a Male Body!!!!
 
Old 03-31-2009, 10:29 PM   #27
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As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.

Now I have but one question.

Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house?
I'm guessing a "RIDGID" impact driver
 
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As a card carrying honorary lesbian, I put my full seal of approval to this beauty of an erection.

Now I have but one question.

Did you use any battery operated equipment while you were spending all that quality time at your new friends house?
There was this time, when I whipped out the Makita cordless.........OH ,..and the vibrating sander got a few eyebrows raised.......
 
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win.

there need not be any more posts after Dennis Hopper's.
 
Old 03-31-2009, 10:38 PM   #30
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My wife and I's best friends are batting for the other team and they bestowed me with the honorary status when I had a realization that we had two things in common that will bond us together forever.

First is our obvious affection for the female anatomy.

Then there is the fact that our sexual partners will never have a penis.
 
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meh, none as perfect.
 
Old 03-31-2009, 11:48 PM   #32
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very very nice work.
But ya know even lesbians need some too whether its fake or real.. so midaswell slip em some real sausage for once
 
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You should have checked out the garage, I bet they have a truckload of Snap-on tools.
 
Old 04-01-2009, 01:15 AM   #34
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Beautiful work. I once installed a new gas fireplace with a stone hearth and surround for a pair of lovely ladies. For some reason they wanted their hearth to be really rough with as many vertical projections that the stones would allow. Got me thinking.
 


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