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Old 03-31-2009, 08:01 PM   #1
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The lesbian stairs and rails

They were chicks,..they dug each other,...I trimmed their house. The handrails turned out pretty good, I thought. The rest was just the run of the mill trim.
Iron I bar pickets with knuckles.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:02 PM   #2
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They didnt want goosenecks or upeasings,...so I didnt use them.
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Very nice workmanship........now about those girls......
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Very nice workmanship........now about those girls......
The one I initially dealt with was actually pretty cute. I had all kinds of **** going on in my head about it,....until I met her "friend".
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The one I initially dealt with was actually pretty cute. I had all kinds of **** going on in my head about it,....until I met her "friend".
Hmmmm, reminds me of two smoking hot chicks in black leather at Six Flags about 25 years ago,They were both giving me the look, then they started sword fighting each other with their toungesThen my girl gave me the other look.....
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Hmmmm, reminds me of two smoking hot chicks in black leather at Six Flags about 25 years ago,They were both giving me the look, then they started sword fighting each other with their toungesThen my girl gave me the other look.....
Ive "heard about" some pornos that started out like that.
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I thought the style of stairs and rails was known as a "Lesbian" style because of the title...

This is why I paint.
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Can you imagine if after this I walked into a custom 13,000 sq ft home to throw a paint bid, saw that and then commented on the really nice work done on their "Lesbian" staircase?

good god.
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Ive "heard about" some pornos that started out like that.
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking at the time, it was around 90 degrees and the air smelled of coconut oil........ Damn, I remember that like it was yesterday
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I thought the style of stairs and rails was known as a "Lesbian" style because of the title...

This is why I paint.
Nothing long, round and hard?....Hmmmm.

I enjoyed working with them,....(well the cute one anyway). The "dude" one told me shes never seen her "friend" that happy and satisfied. I had to bite my tongue, hard, to keep from saying something stupid like I normally would have.
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That is EXACTLY what I was thinking at the time, it was around 90 degrees and the air smelled of coconut oil........ Damn, I remember that like it was yesterday
Was there a "wha-wha" guitar playing in the background? If so,....you missed the boat.
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Was there a "wha-wha" guitar playing in the background? If so,....you missed the boat.
I htink it was Peter Frampton "Do you feel like I do?" actually
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"Lesbian" as in Lesbos, Greece?????

Or as in "Needs a Carpet Cleaning?"



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Or as in "Needs a Carpet Cleaning?"



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It could be "boxed" up.
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