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Old 08-10-2006, 04:27 PM   #1
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You find youself doing family portraits in front of...
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Old 08-10-2006, 04:50 PM   #2
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Re: You Might Be A Redneck If....


Hey, where did you get a picture of me ??
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question is,,,,,,, what the hell are you doing with my daughter?????
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question is,,,,,,, what the hell are you doing with my daughter?????
Teaching her the fine art of Redneck, no doubt.
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Hey at least they dressed up!!
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He's from VA, that's his wife and kid! Just kidding.
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What a Burnnnn!.....LOL

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He's from VA, that's his wife and kid! Just kidding.
That would be W. VA
Debate is still up as to whether it was more redneck for me to stand in front of it, or the fact that she only got a picture of the tire in the background. Yuckityyuck.
I steered clear of the riding lawnmower races if that helps any.
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Redneck or not, it made me smile to see not one.... but two more
"daddy's girls" in training.
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Redneck or not, it made me smile to see not one.... but two more
"daddy's girls" in training.
You've stumped the redneck. I'm not sure if you're calling me, or my son Caden a daddy's girl. The real stumper is whether I shop in the women's section now, or the girls section. either way, I think we'd both look cute in a flowered hat. Krista will love this, she can now play dress up with one of us.
Good eye on the daddy's girl(singular form). Bingo.
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snapper is correct, I used to live in Northern VA, all the rednecks live in West VA.
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snapper is correct, I used to live in Northern VA, all the rednecks live in West VA.
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That would be W. VA
Debate is still up as to whether it was more redneck for me to stand in front of it, or the fact that she only got a picture of the tire in the background. Yuckityyuck.
I steered clear of the riding lawnmower races if that helps any.
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You've stumped the redneck. I'm not sure if you're calling me, or my son Caden a daddy's girl.
I'd reply but I'm too busy getting my foot out of my mouth.


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Good eye on the daddy's girl(singular form). Bingo.
38yrs experience being one helps that. I was the only child, only grandchild and my dad's shadow at all times.
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They's still plenty of us down here but you got to sift through a bunch of Yankees to find us. Here, it's airboats and swampbuggies.
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this is no lie, my family went to kentucky kindomw a year or so ago and as we were leaving we saw the "gravedigger" monster truck. well, my son wanted a picture and we lined up in front just like this "redneck" did. so it looks like im classified as a redneck. but ill live ive been called worse by better.
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I'm not a redneck but my 3 year old son is....
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Hey Shamrock,
Check out is website. I think it is that house that you moved and added on to. Photo #8 under Mickey McCarthys photos.

http://www.surfkdh.com/2m/photos.html
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First time I'd ever seen a monster truck go to work live. Was at the county fair. Got some good shots of him. Unbelievable how he can put the H.P. to those big tires the way he does.
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My daughter (pink and yellow stripes) whipped all those redneck East Texas boys. The lawnmower races were funny as hell until one ol' boy rolled his rig and had to be airlifted out.
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