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Old 03-28-2009, 03:08 PM   #1
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Yes Grasshopper!


After 61 years on this rock,
last night I discovered
the true meaning of life!











Chocolate covered bacon!

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Old 03-28-2009, 03:18 PM   #2
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After 61 years on this rock,
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the true meaning of life!











Chocolate covered bacon!
I think one of your bratty grandkids replaced your pipe tobacco with something else.
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Old 03-28-2009, 03:20 PM   #3
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Gross... You don't sound 61. Are you sure?? I always ask my wife.
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Old 03-28-2009, 03:31 PM   #4
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After 61 years on this rock,
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Chocolate covered bacon!
You discovered the answer eight years too soon. You are also wrong.

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Old 03-28-2009, 03:47 PM   #5
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Chocolate covered bacon!
Ooh!

The real answer is "42," but I definitely think you have the runner-up there.
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I think one of your bratty grandkids replaced your pipe tobacco with something else.
I agree.

Sounds like an Elvis thing-
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Ooh!

The real answer is "42," ..........
Yeah, but how many dolphins
do you know who really appreciate pork?
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Yeah, but how many dolphins
do you know who really appreciate pork?
I actually don't know any dolphins at all; just whales and petunias.

But I bet if they tried it, they'd like it!
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Get'n fat and horny at the same time...stock pile the lotion
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Get'n fat and horny at the same time...stock pile the lotion

That's just wrong.
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:27 PM   #11
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Youse is just jealous!

I may just start a church, and
make chocolate covered bacon
the holy sacrament.
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Youse is just jealous!

I may just start a church, and
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the holy sacrament.
Did you bring enough for everybody?
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:13 PM   #13
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You'll have to tithe.
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I may just start a church, and
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But wait! Shirley you have to include this!

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Old 05-01-2009, 12:19 AM   #15
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Hold the mayo!
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Holy smokes chocolate covered bacon.
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:59 AM   #17
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But wait! Shirley you have to include this!

No I don't have to include Baconnaise and please don't call me Shirley! What movie is that line from?
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So the shot heard round the world was the sound of your arteries slamming shut...
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pfft, sex is the true meaning of life...chocolate covered bacon is second!
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