Worst Possible Thing To Say Game

Ted W

We have this going on at another forum and it's a lot o fun, so I thought maybe we could try it here. I'll state a scenario and someone replies with the worst possible thing to say in that scenario, and state another scenario. Wanna play? Cool, here's the first scenario:


You're meeting with the customer at a completed project when there's a "meeeooooowww" comming from inside the wall.

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

Ted W

Is this one from Georgia?

You and the customer are standing on the deck you just completed and it collapses.

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

RobertCDF

Can I have my final check now?

You rear end a police car...

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Robert Shaw
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King of Crown

Can I see your proof of insurance?

Your Father-in-Law over hears you talking about his daughter and your wedding night with your buddies.

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Real nice guys

DEAD MAN

..And I asked her who's your daddy now?


Your anniversary and you come home empty handed.

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R.I.P THERE IS NO PEACE

Mrmac204

Your Father-in-Law over hears you talking about his daughter and your wedding night with your buddies

"I got it easy now, her old man is loaded, and I still got a thing with the bridesmaid..."


you arrive at a customer's house, and as you pull up you realize that you've just run over their cat....

Mrmac204

Doh! sorry deadman, I took too long with my answer didn't mean to step on ya...

DEAD MAN

Look dually tracks!


You are a sub that has not answered your phone in 5 days, then run into GC at suppliers with phone on your side.

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R.I.P THERE IS NO PEACE

Ted W

You aughta' clean up that driveway.

Some guy wearing a bulky jacket is mumbling about blowing up something...

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

Ted W

oops

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

Ted W

Hey, did I give you my new number?

You're on a busy narrow bridge and your car stalls out.

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

DEAD MAN

Chicken ....bucccc buuucccc buuucc buuccc CHICKEN!

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R.I.P THERE IS NO PEACE

dougchips

Claim the car was stolen

Your on a plane and the guy in the next seat has this on his laptop




http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Mrmac204

[quote=DEAD MAN;193862]Look dually tracks!

Ted W

Now I see why they call you DeadMan.

Just keep peeking over his sholder and snikkering...

You're at an all you can eat buffet...

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

mickeyco

That sound is normal Ma'am, happens quite often on these type of installations, should go away in a coulple of weeks, if not give me a call.

Ted W

Fart!

You see a guy with a huge gigantic nose standing near a revolving door...

(edit - i just realized i answered my own. no wonder i thought it was so funny!)

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

Ted W

You go first, I'll push.

Your spouse finds your paycheck stub and sees you make twice what you told her.

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Carpentry and Woodworking - Chicago / North Shore - Ted's Carpentry

"I don't know everything but at least I think I do, and that's what really matters."

georgia dawg

Finally! got the IRS off my back!

Your wife finds a Realtors business card in your truck with a hot pic of the realtor on it. The realtor wrote her home phone number on back with the message: "call me!"

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"How much per sq.ft? Well.. gimme $1K and I can build a shed. Gimme $1M and I can build the same size shed with gold plating and encrusted diamonds."

the_turd_man

your customer is a midget and walks up and says gee your hair smells terrific