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Old 03-19-2009, 05:59 PM   #1
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Who Wants To Help This S&M Couple Out?

need moving/packing in exchange for Dom/me services (Near Princeton)

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I am moving at the end of the month, and want/need help in packing and the move itself. I am offering the services of either myself or my girlfriend for professional domination services on a dollar for dollar basis. There is no sex offered in this, but most fantasies and fetishes can be accomodated.

We charge $200 per hour for these services, and are offering $66.66 per hour for the moving services. That means that for each three hour increment of packing or moving services you give us, you will recieve one hour of domination services. This domination will take place after the move takes place at the end of this month and can be either with me or my girlfriend. (If you wish both of us at the same time, that will be at a higher rate). You can be male or female, and age ethnicity, etc..are immaterial.

Packing services are flexible, and can be arranged on your time. The bulk of moving will take place the weekend of the 28th and 29th.

If you have a moving truck, even a small one, additional consideration will be given for that.

If you are interested, please email the following: available times to pack and/or move, information about yourself, what you would like in your domination session(s), a way to get a hold of you (phone preferably), and any questions. Again, keep in mind, there is no sex as part of the domination. Use the email address newlease50@yahoo.com

If you've ever been interested in this, but didn't have the money, here's the way to experience it in exchange for some hard work on your part.

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Old 03-19-2009, 06:05 PM   #2
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Oooooh! Hurt me Big Girl!
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Be careful when soliciting these services. It could be:

1. Professional call girl service?, or

2. FBI/Police sting set up to discover, lure & catch all the involved culprits?

Last month, FBI has already caught some sex rings using this fish-baiting technique.
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Be careful when soliciting these services. It could be:

1. Professional call girl service?, or

2. FBI/Police sting set up to discover, lure & catch all the involved culprits?

Last month, FBI has already caught some sex rings using this fish-baiting technique.
yeah, i'm thinking that's not the case...there is nothing illegal about what they are offering...

i just think it's funny that a pair of $200/hr idiots can't afford to hire someone to help them move....
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$200 per hour?!?!?!


I heard the going rate was more like $20


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besides - im sure some illegals will do this for somewhere around $5/hr.
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$ 66.66 per hour? It's the mark of the 666 beast. Really, we need a skull smiley face..............
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$ 66.66 per hour? It's the mark of the 666 beast. Really, we need a skull smiley face..............


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I heard the going rate was more like $20
Been checking, have you?
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Mickey! fix it!
Thank's Malco but that skull sorta looks uhhhh not intimidating.
Skull's man ! grim reaper, Tammy Faye Baker, Donny and Marie, you get the drift ?
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Re: Who Wants To Help This S&M Couple Out?

I'm in the wrong line of work....I would happily kick you in the rocks for $200/hr ~ 4 hr minimum
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Thank's Malco but that skull sorta looks uhhhh not intimidating.
Skull's man ! grim reaper, Tammy Faye Baker, Donny and Marie, you get the drift ?


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OK.......... Yes that is a smiley sorta skull. Should have left the smiley out. OK.........New rules, skulls man !
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How 'bout dis?

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How 'bout dis?

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Now that's what I'm talking about. Just need to add it to the smilies.
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