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Old 10-15-2005, 05:05 PM   #1
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When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1915

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@#$%ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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Old 10-15-2005, 05:42 PM   #2
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you forgot 12.

12. Pass me the f***ing sawzall.

----Every one of us, at one point or another.

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Old 10-15-2005, 06:34 PM   #3
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Un@#$%ing believeable!
--Adam, 0 (after his first @#$%)
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:35 PM   #4
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And to tie another thread into this one:






I told you that rock was too @#$%ing BIG!






Who parked that @#$%ing truck there?!?
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You forgot this one :



What the @#$% is a trailer brake?
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That last one should read:

Even if he did know the boat goes first, he missed the completion of the dam by at least a f###ing week!

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