Time To Hang Up The Tools!

Celtic · 09-16-2007, 10:42 PM

Yup.
My ship has come in...it's time to hang up the tools.
Adios and see ya later suckers.
It's the big time for me!

Got confirmation today of my new fortunes:

Quote:

Subj: Confirm your winnings!!
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:21:28 -0800
From: brayngiggs@houston.rr.com
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ONLINE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the 1rish
National Lottery. Therefore you have been approved for a lump sum
payout of £475,318(GBP)

the Irish National Lottery program held on 14th September 2007, and
released today 15th September 2007.

The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of
21,000 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an
advanced automatedrandom computer search from the internet, no tickets
were sold. After this automatedcomputer ballot, your e-mail ID emerged
as one of the winners in the 3rd category.

You are therefore been approve to lump sum of £475,318(GBP).
To file and claim your winning, please contact our Fiduciary Agent for
the processing of your winning particulars,
with the following information™s below.

To file for your claim, please contact our
********************************************
Irish Lottery Fiduciary

Name Of Claims Agent: MRS. LEILA GREEN
Email address : infocustomerclaimdirectives1@yahoo.co.uk

*********************************************
Provide her with the information below:

1.Full Name:..................................
2.Full Address:.............................
3.Status:.......................................
4.Occupation:................................
5.Age:...........................................
6.Sex:...........................................
7.Country:.....................................
8.Tel.Number:................................
9 Valid ID card ..............................

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.

Yours faithfully,
SIR. ALAN CLARKSON
Phone :+447045719001
Fax :+447075707738.
Online coordinator .

MechanicalDVR · 09-16-2007, 10:53 PM

Good luck with that.

RobertCDF · 09-16-2007, 11:13 PM

You owe me some...

Celtic · 09-16-2007, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MechanicalDVR

Good luck with that.

I got the luck of the Irish and the funds to prove it!

Anyone wanna buy some slightly charred electrical tools?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCDF

You owe me some...

I'll give you the tools

mdshunk · 09-16-2007, 11:18 PM

Jeeze, if you would have known, you wouldn't have had to beat yourself up by working a Sunday to sort out that smoke alarm problem.

Celtic · 09-16-2007, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdshunk

Jeeze, if you would have known, you wouldn't have had to beat yourself up by working a Sunday to sort out that smoke alarm problem.

I'll be having no more problems that a pint or two can't solve.

tlfettled · 09-16-2007, 11:29 PM

Do you have to shake the leprecons hand to collect the pot of gold ! ROFLMA !

MechanicalDVR · 09-16-2007, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tlfettled

Do you have to shake the leprecons hand to collect the pot of gold ! ROFLMA !

I heard it isn't the hand you gotta shake.....

JohnJ0906 · 09-17-2007, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celtic

Anyone wanna buy some slightly charred electrical tools?

I prefer to take care of charring my tools myself.

Mr. D · 09-17-2007, 07:06 PM

Congrats. I also am retiring. I won the british national lottery twice this month. Hit once for 985,000 lbs. And again for 547,000 lbs. It would be cool if it wasn't a scam.

Celtic · 09-17-2007, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. D

Congrats. I also am retiring. I won the british national lottery twice this month. Hit once for 985,000 lbs. And again for 547,000 lbs.

Congrats to you too

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. D

It would be cool if it wasn't a scam.

What ?????

dougchips · 09-17-2007, 09:53 PM

It looks like I won one today, this site must bring us all a bunch of luck!

GLOBAL MEGA FORTUNE LOTTERY

Universal Building, 132 - 133 Park Hurst
Balfour - Unite 1440
Johannesburg, Gauteng 2001
SOUTH AFRICA

IN CONJUNCTION WITH
SOUTH AFRICA 2010
WORLDCUP ORGANIZING COMMITEE
YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE

COMPUTER PROMOTIONAL DRAW

THIS MESSAGE IS FROM THE PROMOTION MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

GLOBAL MEGA CROSSING SA

YOU HAVE WON ON THE COMPUTER BALLOT,

THE SUM OF US$ 1,950,000,00

PLEASE CONTACT

(MR. PETER BALOYI)

phone:+27 7246 478 07

email:peterbaloyi247@yahoo.co.uk

YOUR CLAIM AGENT.

FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE PAYMENT

(GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY)

PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made for the third category of winners of the Global mega LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, as part of our promotional draws.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronicbusiness Promotions Program.

Note that your email address qualified for the draw, as a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 100-309-7482, with serial number 513-10 drew the lucky numbers 2 , 9 , 22, 23 24, 30 and Bonus number 5 and consequently YOU HAVE won in the Third Category.

Your winning Ticket Number: 343-221-8756
Your Serial Number: 454-17
Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,950,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for third category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$13,650,000.00 shared among the seven international winners in the third category. CONGRATULATIONS!

Please be informed that your CHEQUE of the sum of US$1,950,000.00 is now with Global mega Crossing Finance and Security Company insured with your email address that won you this prize, therefore you should contact (GLOBAL MEGA CROSSING SA) your agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your CHEQUE under your full names.
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, you must contact your claim agent.
MR. peter baloyi
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
Universal Building,132-133
Park Hurst,Balfour-Unit 1440
JOHANNESBURG,GAUTENG 2001
SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL: 27 7246 478 07
EMAIL: peterbaloyi247@yahoo.co.uk

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers and other information provided above and below in every one of your correspondences with your claims agent.

REFERENCE NUMBER: FLS-ZR39-825P-4
BATCH NUMBER: 74-263-BBN
GLOBAL MEGA LOTTERY PROGRAM IS A BONUS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD FOR THE 2010 SOCCER WORLD

Congratulations'' once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

GLOBAL MEGA CROSSING SA

GOES INTERNATIONAL

AS THE 2010

WORLD CUP

WILL BE HOSTED BY

SOUTH AFRICA

THIS PROGRAM IS SPONSURED BY: SOUTH AFRICAN LOTTO AUTHORITY. AND SUPPORTED BY: (Fé¤©ration Internationale de Football Association) FIFA SUPPORT

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Celtic · 09-17-2007, 10:49 PM

WOO HOO

Another winner

varybarry · 09-18-2007, 01:03 PM

Wow the people are this forum sure are lucky. I hope I win and email lottery! haha

killamike553 · 09-18-2007, 06:46 PM

^wow where do I go to win???

Celtic · 09-18-2007, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killamike553

^wow where do I go to win???

To be eligible to win requires virtually no action on your part.

You have internet access and an email account, right?
That's all you need!
You don't even need to visit any particular website or send anyone an email

Someone will be contacting you shortly

Celtic · 09-18-2007, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Subj: VERY URGENT ATTENTION.
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:41:11 +0000
From: mr zongo <mr_zongo_28@hotmail.com>
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FROM THE OFFICE OF MR ALI ZONGODIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT, BANK OF AFRICA.(BOA)OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO
SORRY IF THIS MESSAGE DO NOT MEET YOUR PERSONAL ADVANTAGE,WE APOLOGIES

Compliment,Pleasure writing to you at this moment of the day, I am Mr.ALI ZONGO.the director incharge of auditing and accounting Dept. of Bank of Africa OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.I deem it fit to contact you regarding an inactive/dormant account fund that will benefit both of us at the end, if parties involved will take restrait and maintain absolute secrecy, honesty and integrity. I got your contact in my search for a reputable and reliable person to particularly assist me to claim the fund in question. During auditing, in our bank at the end of last fiscal year, We discovered the sum of Twenty five millions United States dollars (US$25M) in a dormant account belonging to an international businessman who was involved in the December 25th Benin plane crash. while travelling for his bussiness. I kept this information(secret) confidential within my jurisdiction to enable us submit claims and transfer this fund through trustworthy person whom we shall present to our bank as the bonafide next of kin to the ceased. Visit our investigations so far clearly reveals that there is no immediate survivor or even a relation to the deceased and as such, there is no immediate next of kin for further claims of the deceased fund as we have long been expecting someone to come forward with an applications. Further information’s /verifications from reliable sources too have confirmed that the deceased customer supposed next of kin were all in the plane with him died with him.this is where the bank come in to do bussiness with who ever is interested.

Plane Crash Web site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<<LINK DELETED BY CELTIC>>

This fund is now ready for transfer into a foreign account, whose owner will be portrayed to our bank as the beneficiary and a next of kin to the deceased customer. The foreign account owner will impost himself appropriately as the next of kin to the deceased and respond positively like a true next of kin who wishes to speed up the release and transfer process of his inherited fund. Kindly be aware too that if the over-due fund if not claimed by the end of next quarter, the National Treasury and Bills of britain will take over the ownership of the fund in line with the National Edict Act of 2000. We do not want this to happen as it will not augur to our best interest, having worked all our lives in the banking sector, that is why I contacted you for us to do the deal together with absolute confidence, so that you will be portrayed as the bonafide beneficiary and an immediate next of kin to the deceased. I will give you further directives, advice and all needed information’s required for this transaction as soon as I receive your positive response. Similarly, if you accept to carry out this transaction with us, we have resolved offering to you 30% of the total sum as commission, extra 10% of all proceeds to be generated from subsequent profit-viable. 5% of the total fund will be set aside to re-imburse all expenses incurred in this course of this transaction. This transfer will automatically be affected within 7 working days. Be rest assured that with the underground work i have laid so far, that this transaction carries no risk and no extra burdens on your part, except the above mentioned nominal roles you are required to fulfil and similarly will be required to maintain absolute information secrecy throughout the duration of this transaction, because discussing and exhibiting it with a third party might jeopardise the entire transaction.
I will give you directives and all needed information as soon as I receive your positive response. Kindly understand that we could not carry out this fund-transfer on our own, based on the simple facts that we are civil servants and presently bank staffs and this office excludes us from operating foreign accounts, moreover conducting such magnanimous transaction from the same place where we belong to/coming from will raise eyebrows on our side and the truth is that this fund belongs to a foreigner, and as such demands same as next of kin.I am looking forward to receiving your interesting response on this project as this will greatly enrich the both of us at the end. please you are required to reply this message as a matter of necessity.(ali_zongo_01@myway.com)

Best regards,MR ALI ZONGO.(Account Audithor B.O.A)

I am so wealthy.

Chris Johnson · 09-18-2007, 11:58 PM

With all you guys winning, I feel I am going to left here alone, hold on MD didn't win either so I guess both of us can keep this going

JohnJ0906 · 09-19-2007, 09:09 PM

You guys jinxed me! I never had an email like this, and I got one today.

Quote:

Winx Lotto Promo Int.
Postbus 2054,1260GB Gravestein
Amsterdam, Netherlands
This is to inform you that your e-mail Address attached to a Ticket- Number 78432092150 with Prize-Number 59918/UK have won you a consulation cash prize of Euros 1,000.000.00 (One Million Euros Only).
For due processing of your winning claim, please contact our paying bank with your Name, Telephone /Fax numbers, Occupation, Age and Nationality.
*************************************************
Contact person: Mr. Jeff Smith,
(International Remittance Department).
Email: payingbank01@yahoo.de
remit_dept01@yahoo.de
Tel: +31-619-253-901
Fax: +31-847-443-170
*************************************************
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of Eighteen is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Bernard Van Dough.
Promotions Coordinator.

j_sims · 09-20-2007, 01:43 PM

Man....I wish I could hit me one of them thar lotrees

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