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ContractorTalk Flunkie
Trade: Remodeling and Renovation Contractor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Murphy, NC Hometown of Eric Rudolf
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Three Things To Think About
Ya'll may have already seen this, but here it is for those that haven't.
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT: 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls! But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country - Maybe we should give them all a cow 2. THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment
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Trade: Renovations
Join Date: May 2005
Location: West Coast Canada
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Re: Three Things To Think About
Graet, Dayspring, thankyou for that.
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Trade: Squirrel Handler
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Location: Chicago
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Re: Three Things To Think About
It's funny cause it's true.
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Trade: Remodeling and home improvements
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Virginia Beach, Va.
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Re: Three Things To Think About
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Trade: Bathroom Remodeling
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Littleton, Colorado
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Re: Three Things To Think About
Nice one!
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Trade: Custom deck builder
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
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Re: Three Things To Think About
Thats a riot. I will remember that one.
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