Think Before You Answer...

TooledUp

Dont get into this conversation at home .

Subject: Questions

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "shi.... hhit "

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SelfContract

I don't understand the "left-handed" issue.... I still don't get that last part !??..

TooledUp

"she's left handed" - A slip up indicating he already has somebody in mind

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or hump it...
P*ss on it and walk away.

skyhook

Good one

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SelfContract

Yep. Very good one, hard to find!

Tom R

Now that's funny . . .

MinConst

Now that made me laugh!

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john5mt

i lauged

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