Spanish Words Of The Day

Tom M

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: "Maria likes me, but Cheese fat."

2. Shoulder
"My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder."

3. TEXAS
" My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!"

4. Juarez
" One day my gramma slapped me and I said 'Juarez your problem?"

5. Chicken
"I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself."

6. Wheelchair
"We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair."

7. Chicken wing
" My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing"
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8. Bishop
"My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop."

9. Body wash
"I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids "

Magnettica

Flag on the play!

Personal foul, 15 yard penalty, repeat 1st down.

ChainsawCharlie

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

Bodger

concretemasonry

It is funny when some people try to make fun of others that can speak at least 2 languages better than they can themselves.

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